A bed with out a frame or box spring that can squeak during sex. Perfect bed for great sexual adventures when in a home or apartment in which other people are staying. Name after a stealth fighter jet which is very quiet at night and often goes undetected.
Guy: Please come stay over at my place
Girl: No, you have a roommate and they will hear us having sex because the bed will squeak.
Guy: No worries, I have a Stealth Bed
Girl: No, you have a roommate and they will hear us having sex because the bed will squeak.
Guy: No worries, I have a Stealth Bed
by CanadianAnalyst March 28, 2015
Get the Stealth Bedmug. The moment shared between a man and a woman after dirty, rough, disgusting and often less than usual fucking, kissing, humping and cumming. Usually between a Bethany and a Joshua...
Sometimes this sex is watched by a group of unseen eyes, most of which are insanely attracted to both Bethany and Joshua..
This sex is special but still would disturb the average viewer....
Sometimes this sex is watched by a group of unseen eyes, most of which are insanely attracted to both Bethany and Joshua..
This sex is special but still would disturb the average viewer....
"Ciggarettes in bed" is when...
Bethany - "Next time don't stop choking me when I pass out..."
Joshua - "You're a fucking freak, go get the the smokes so we can have a cigarette in bed"
Bethany - "Next time don't stop choking me when I pass out..."
Joshua - "You're a fucking freak, go get the the smokes so we can have a cigarette in bed"
by AceOfSpadesUnknown February 16, 2024
Get the Ciggarettes in bedmug. by emmajudd April 10, 2021
Get the emmas bedmug. A particular kind of restful, fulfilling sleep that can only be obtained by sleeping in a bed. This kind of sleep is especially needed by college students.
by Smolmarph February 24, 2011
Get the bed sleepmug. When the English bitch needs to take herself to bed because she passes out online and drools on her keyboard.
by WarWithinABreath June 16, 2017
Get the ran's bed timemug.