The act of eating your roommate's food without asking. Quick and vicious, the beaster chooses only the foods that are easiest to access, and beasts almost unnoticable amounts, to avoid detection. Some beasters may beast only from specific roommates, due to their beastability.
Dude, did you see those beastable-ass rice crispy treats that Deacon has in the closet? I'm gonna have a hard time not beasting them all in one go!
by RicardoCantu January 14, 2025

by T.w.a August 21, 2016

A beard that looks good.
by kstache December 15, 2010

by Smack the Barber March 10, 2023

by The big slime June 16, 2023

An ex-lover and/or girlfriend, wife, or other relationship in which the female no longer plays a positive role in your life.
Guy 1: Hey, guess who I saw the other day.
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 1: The Beast.
Guy 2: Really? I haven't seen my beast in a while.
OR
Boy do I feel sorry for the guy who's beast I had sex with last night! She's a keeper!
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 1: The Beast.
Guy 2: Really? I haven't seen my beast in a while.
OR
Boy do I feel sorry for the guy who's beast I had sex with last night! She's a keeper!
by TheLucky1 September 15, 2011

A term to decribe the NFC East in the 2022-23 season. 3 out of the 4 teams made the playoffs and are in the divisional round. All 4 teams could have made it if Carson Wentz and the Commanders didn’t sell their season by losing to the Browns in week 17.
by Mrcdogs20 January 18, 2023
