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French drive-over

Similar to the American "drive-by" the French drive-over is driving someone over rather than driving beside and shooting them. This was popularized after the French saw the rest of the world and lost all respect, desperate to get rid of those other impure men, they flattened them under heavy rocks. This was later adopted by the car as it was far more fun, far easier and had the exact same effect. This practice has been replicated by other countries in the modern age as well, although, by filthy outsiders.
18-Something
*French engineer* We shall make a machine to flatten their country , spirit and soul."
*Frenchmen* "We must rid us of these disgusting oil monkeys they call "Americans"
*French engineer* "We shall make a machine to flatten their country , spirit and soul."
*All together* "Hon Hon Hon!"

Modern age:
*Frenchmen* "We must rid us of these disgusting oil monkeys they call "Americans". "Get the cheese wheels ready monsieur, we're doing A French drive-over! Time to flatten them like crepes!"
by Kurts December 5, 2017
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Four-Foot Drive

When the passenger's and driver's feet end up controlling either the brake pedal or the gas pedal simultaneously during orgasm.

Two people having sex in the drivers seat while driving accidentally lose control of the car because their violent orgasm while driving.
Linda and I almost took a four-foot drive over the edge of the cliff driving down bluff road the other day.
by SonyaO March 7, 2011
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Drive Stay

When you call out someone and they want to engage in a fight, but you decide to drive away like a pussy.
Hey did you see Jake Paul Drive Stay that one MMA fighter that could kick his ass?
by anonymous December 15, 2020
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drive the volleyball bus

The act of inserting both penis and testicles into your partner's orafice of choice.
I thrust a little to hard with the wife last night and had to drive the volleyball bus home!
by Pigdog Volt May 5, 2018
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drive by chunder

An act where the driver pulls over onto the pavement so that his passenger does not chunder in the car.

Passenger generally sticks his head out of the window or opens the door before chundering.

The vehicle does not always need to be in motionless.
Barry was so drunk last night. He did a drive by chunder right outside the Jolly.
by spotted hyena January 13, 2009
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Drive-Stay

A word used by Jake Paul in an attempt to escape his immature behavior when he verbally, and attempted to physically, harassed Dillon Danis on December 15th 2020.

The Jake Paul version of a Drive-By.
It’s called a “drive-by” for a reason... nobody ever done a “drive-stay” - Jake Paul on Twitter
by OMGItsEggy December 15, 2020
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Bobcat driving

To sit between two men with a stiffy in each hand push into and pulling each one as if you were driving a bobcat.
When on the bench seat of the work truck Jay loved bobcat driving Paul and Troy
by BGS '94 July 4, 2018
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