emotional support animal

A way for irresponsible animal owners to bring their pets into places that they should not be. The safety of the animal--and that of the people around them--does not factor in the brain of the Emotional Pet Occupant.

Person 1: Did that moron bring a duck onto an airplane

Person 2: Yup, that's an Emotional Support Animal.

Person 1: Doesn't she realize that her Emotional Support Animal is being traumatized?

Person 2: Nope, they are a weaponized form of selfish.

by Chad Brylo January 29, 2018

animal rights activist

A person, who ignores malnutrition on the rest of the planet, and tries to force his/her own view on others. Often seen protesting medical advances, clothes or food that involved animals in the process. Would rather "convert" people to his/her own beliefs than accomplish something productive in life. Often resort to drastic action for attention, because their "cause" is not important enough for normal people.

An animal rights activist may be from the groups of

People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals

or

Animal Liberation Front

by ANILAM December 15, 2012

super furry animals

A very strange american animated show consisting of really cute animals getting slaughtered brutally in funny ways. each episode lasts about 4 minutes. extremely addictive.

Laa laa la la la, Laa laa la la la....

by Biafra J July 26, 2004

Emotional support animal

A living tool to implement narcissism by proxy.

Only Jesus and my emotional support animal know how important I really am!

by Ratched, RN March 17, 2022

stuffed animal route

the "taking things slow" approach in romantic relationships

We didn't know each other very well; therefore, we took the stuffed animal route.

by iheartfosse February 20, 2009

animal rights activist

Hypocritical asshole who thinks that he/she can stop the killings of "poor, innocent animals" by harming humans and being a bitch until they get their way. In other words, someone with smaller intellegence.

Because she was an animal rights activist, Emma became known to everyone as "The world's bitch".

by weirdgirl August 7, 2003

super furry animals

oops, in reference to my last definition of super furry animals, i meant Happy Tree Friends.

Sorry about that. Its sick that acrtoon, but amazingly addictive.

by Biafra J July 31, 2004