When you eat Flamin' Hot Cheetos and then hours later shit out a red diarrhea that burns the ever living hell out of the ass crack.
by tehrawrz1 March 15, 2011
by jiminton December 27, 2005
Scenario 1: You are on a bus that is full, but silent and you really need to let one rip
You (Silently talking to self): "My ass is an asshole at the current time..." *PRRRRRT*
*1 million eyes in your direction*
You (Talking aloud): "Shit..."
You (Silently talking to self): "My ass is an asshole at the current time..." *PRRRRRT*
*1 million eyes in your direction*
You (Talking aloud): "Shit..."
by I-Am-The-Cold July 24, 2014
Man, Eric is nice and all but a total low key asshole when it comes to (insert particular issue here).
by Ew It’s Me January 21, 2019
When somebody is gay and they have a saggy asshole, so they spread it as far as they can. Usaully people do this when it is smexy time.ass
My asshole spread so far last night that is started sagging and my boyfriend said I was good at saggy asshole spreading.
by BobalobLOLLOL November 05, 2017
When someone knows they're an asshole, they're a self-proclaimed asshole. A self-actualized anything is someone who does not yet know who they are, they're still trying to find themselves to find out why people in the world can be well, assholes.
Everyone considered Tommy a narcissistic coward except Tommy. Tommy considered himself an asshole, or as Tommy liked to call it, a self-proclaimed asshole.
by Solid Mantis August 11, 2017
asshole reflux disease - the heartburn, or acid reflux, a person gets when an asshole, usually one who has some superiority of position, enters a room
by TooSick4U August 10, 2008