single ply asshole 

The loss of the supple softness of an asshole as a result of over using single ply toilet paper. Can be identified as chafing, bleeding, and a burning sensation that causes you to question weather Lucifer himself fondeled you.

Her: Eat my ass

Him: not with that single ply asshole of yours

single ply asshole by Bigcatliquor October 30, 2018

Two faced asshole

When a person has two personalities.

They are usually called Scarlett, Neve, Emily, Molly, Ellie, Sarah, Violet
And so much more

Hi Amanda! *Oh my god she’s such a slut*
Jesus she’s such a two faced asshole

Two faced asshole by rarathelion November 10, 2020

nuke my asshole 

plural of nuke my asshole

aww man, please nuke my asshole

nuke my asshole by sdhkdashvfnhsabfc August 25, 2021

sucking my asshole 

making something sound better than it actually is (similar to gaslighting or cherry picking)

tyler: dude stop sucking my asshole

sucking my asshole by man who indulges in balls December 17, 2021

blowed out asshole 

An asshole that becomes agape after being fucked hard. It then turns into a pink sock.

Darla has a blowed out asshole because she took Matt's Alabama king snake, for 3 hours straight.

blowed out asshole by Shitshow1986 July 6, 2022

Eating old asshole off the street 

Hitting rock bottom

Have you seen Luke lately? Yeah, he’s been eating old asshole off the street, I really hope he changes his ways…

Eating old asshole off the street by Rhonda Santis July 30, 2022

the devil's asshole 

An adjective describing something either extremely hot (no, not hot as in hot attractive, hot as in hot temperature) like it came from the fiery depths of hell, having an ungodly stinking stench, or both.

It's as hot as the devil's asshole in here!
Jesus Christ, it stinks to all hell here, like I'm lying down on the devil's asshole after he just let rip!

the devil's asshole by yqwertzx August 27, 2022