davids computer

An exploding computer

wow, there goes davids computer

by lololololololololo9lololo October 22, 2019

David Hasselhoff

Very magnetic! Germans are supposed to be OBSESSED with him but really don’t know who he is.

Randomperson#1: “hey Roman did you get the science worksheet done?”
Roman: “yeah I did”
Randomperson#1: “can you help me?”
Roman: “yeah sure! Under non-magnetic I put underwear and, under magnetic I put David Hasselhoff!”
Randomperson#1 “why?”
Roman: “no homo”

by Thebuffestboi November 09, 2018

david dobrick

canceled.

no fr

fuck u david

David Dobrick watched a girl get r*p3d.

by gentera April 04, 2021

David Wiley

A Guy who trys to make Bazinga a thing, known for being tall, intelligent, handsome, tattooed, dorkishly funny, and usually drives a big truck. Also has been known to be called Superman, Superdick, Scrum and Body Surfer. Sometimes has Super Gorgeous Boss Babe female named Sam with him.

That guy is such a David Wiley, bazinga is not a real thing. Or
You're a body surfer, I mean you're David Wiley.

by Princess Khaos June 27, 2020

Sparkly David

When a man is having sex with a woman he conceals a handful of glitter in his hand. He then Finishes on her face in a lightning bolt pattern( like David Bowie's makeup) and throws the glitter in her face making the glitter stick to his jizz bolt.

I gave that girl from the bar last night the most splendid sparkly David.

by SmkenKC'sfinest February 05, 2015

David Thewlis

smart, cool dude who plays rj lupin best and actually grew up above a shophouse and is also a writer

Oh have you heard of David Thewlis
ye the the dude who runs from sex in hp right
no that's remus lupin but ye

by LupinIsLyfe140212 February 28, 2021

David Trusca

David is the sweetest, most kindhearted and not to mention the most handsome guy you will meet. His heart is so pure and he cares for others’ feelings so much. He is one of the rarest types of people you will meet in your lifetime. I can guarantee you there’s no other person like him. If you’re feeling down, he will always make you feel better.

Amanda: I wish I had a David Trusca in my life

Kyle: Not to brag, but I bagged one. He’s the biggest quock ever and I love him.

by davidisasexymf June 10, 2023