Brandon

Brandon is one of the worst people you can ever meet, he's such an a-hole, he's the male version of a Karen. he's a simp and one on the uglyist people you'll ever meet!
If you have a brandon in your life do yourself a favor and cut him out!

Girl 1 "I wish brandon would get hit by a car!"
Girl 2 "he is literally the worst! And he's so ugly!"

Guy 1 "did you see that way that batista looked at me? What a b! No tip today Karen."

Guy 2 "dude!? Don't be such a Brandon."

by MJdocumentary October 2, 2020

Dana Brandon

A Dana is a beautiful individual and is the best person you will ever meet. Dana is smart, athletic, and the hottest person in the school. Dana is an amazing kisser, and is great at everything!

WOW!!! Lucky bastard Yo girl is a "Dana Brandon" man.

by This Is Your Secret Admirer June 10, 2012

Brandon Pineda

Ugly and likes boys very much also has small pepe

Look at that small pepe his name is probably Brandon Pineda

by Ydkkff May 21, 2019

Brandon

A big dick man with all the bitches all the girls like his pepino

People say brandon has the biggest dick in the world

by Nugget eater 123 November 21, 2023

Brandon

A neckbeard who will sue you if you insult him

Brandon is a fucking retarted

by Lol your a nigga June 8, 2020

Brandon A

A italian boy who gets all the ladies and has a shrimp but really sexy

I’m great and cool I’m a Brandon A

by cool dude RI Ree December 13, 2021

Brandon

A slur aimed towards unwanted, persistent suitors. Especially ones who display stalker-like and clingy behavior.

"Ugh, he's being SUCH a Brandon. He called me 3 times last night."

by Ninanina01 September 16, 2021