E-cojones

Internet balls: False bravery exhibited by keyboard warriors who hide behind the blanket of online anonymity.

"That dude said on Facebook that he'd kick any Muslim ass he could find, but I know his boss is a Muslim. He's got big E-cojones."

by Phillip McRowler February 9, 2017

e-maul

when you experience an onslaught of email, a virtual avalanche of email on a single topic or spam

Man, I had no idea that when I posted the new job position using my direct email rather than the corporate email, that I would be e-mauled!

by mommaloo September 22, 2012

e-curtain

Pretending to talk or text to avoid talking to someone standing nearby

As I was walking into class,I saw that guy that won't shut up so I got out my phone and pulled the e-curtain.

by humorogenus July 19, 2012

e-Balls

The scenario where a no-name administrative person sends threatening emails based on a lame attempt to pacify the demanding boss.

I got another email from that beyotch in payroll. She grew a pair of e-Balls in this last email.
I'll turn in my expense report when I'm damn good and ready.

by Dr. Howard Hevalaqua, II January 16, 2012

e-chilling

the act of chilling with one or more friends electronically, via, social networking, webcam, or chat.

e-chilling is watching the same shows or doing the same things together, in different places over the internet.

by thatonebitchF March 18, 2011

e-bsession

A persistent disturbing preoccupation with surfing the internet : obsessive online habits <an e-bsession with Reddit>

Guy 1: Gary's been locked in his room surfing the net for days now.
Guy 2: Yeah, he's suffering from e-bsession.

Guy 1: Bro, get off Facebook and come out for drinks, you're e-bsessed.

by The Great Kraken March 22, 2011

e-mortality

The state of being so prolific on the internet that your name will live forever.

Bubb Rubb attained e-mortality. But only in the morning.

by spencewah July 8, 2011