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culinary circle jerk

When a group of "foodies" sit around eating, drinking and talking about all the things they have eaten and all the places they've been to.
I don't want to.go to the dinner party. I am not.in the mood for a culinary circle jerk. I dont care what they all ate, they shit it out just the same.
by MarianneM February 24, 2017
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Circle jerk

Circle jerk: The name comes from men jerking each other off in a circle.

And it's often used for people who fanboy over something and like to praise it a lot, and hate those who like the same thing but don't praise it enough.
CircleJerkPerson: i love Rick and Morty so much! you need 7000 IQ to understand it!

Normal fan: dude what lol? it's a great show but they fucked something something

CircleJerkPerson: Fuck you cunt!

Now the this fan looks for communities with people like them who jerk each other off by praising this show thus creating a Circle jerk.
by Saldsas_37 September 14, 2019
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Murk-and-Jerk

To rush one or many juicy, delectable freshmen for a pledge class in a traditional Greek organization. Accomplished by networking friend groups, holding fun events, and getting frosh laid.
Frosh: "Yo Frat Star, I'm having a really great time at this event. I got laid because of you. I'm definitely going you guys!"

Frat Star: "Damn right. I murk-and-jerked you 😎"
by TheFratLordSupreme October 16, 2016
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National Jerking Off Day

October 2nd is officially National Jerking Off Day. You can jerk off all you want without no one telling you to stop. Fuck all those people, pop up some porn, and fucking wank the snake!
Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING JERKING OFF
Me: It’s National Jerking Off Day Mom jeez fuck off bitch

Mom: oh okay have fun!
by HORSE COCK ANDRE October 2, 2020
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Wireless jerk

The wireless jerk is when you get super high and think you masturbating you still get the orgasm without physical doing it !
Bro I am going to take so mushrooms and have a wireless jerk
by The jerk guy September 30, 2025
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phantom jerk

When a man, whose penis is locked in a chastity cage, places a dildo at the place where usually his hard penis would be, and strokes the dildo, tricking the brain into thinking that he's stroking his penis, thus triggering an ejaculation. Similar to how a crippled person would scratch a lost limb.
"Hey, how is your time in chastity going?"-
"Very frustrating, but I've almost mastered the phantom jerk."
by ElzearYoung December 7, 2023
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mouth jerk

In the Nordic highlands, it was widely though to be rude when prince's of lords would pick their teeth with their fingers in a jerking motion, while speaking ill of their house.

This custom was adopted by the Europeans in the 1600's
When your son is mouthing off, when he should be zipin' the lip. He's being a mouth jerk
by Laythem December 13, 2012
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