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sucks donkey dick

Something that is worse than what is usual for something that "sucks."
by TomD1969 January 12, 2011
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Niggers Suck Drunk

Getting so blackout wasted that even a person who's not normally racist will start cursing god damn niggers.
Johnny put on quite the performance last night.

Yeah, he got niggers suck drunk
by Aunty Jamalma February 14, 2012
mugGet the Niggers Suck Drunkmug.

Sucking the Glass Dick

To be smoking methamphetamine or crack cocaine from a rose tube, which is phallic in shape. Usually said when someone suggests or says something so dumb, that it's on par with what you'd expect a crackhead to say.
Stranger: heyy, would you be interested in investing in my multi-level marketing product for essential oils?

Wiseass: you must be sucking the glass dick if you think I'd fall for that shit!
by NegativeZEN October 18, 2021
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I suck at life

I'm bad at everything.
Them: "You're late!"
You: "I'm sorry... I suck at life."
by thisKid December 5, 2005
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Suck yuh mada

A phrase used by Caribbean people mainly Jamaicans, that means to perform oral sex on your mother; this phrase is used when you violate/disrespect someone
“Guh suck yuh mada dutty bwoy !”
by sarahmcallum February 3, 2020
mugGet the Suck yuh madamug.

suck my bitch

when you're drunk and you say suck my bitch dick instead of suck my dick bitch.
basically the same thing as saying suck my dick bitch but its a shit-ton funnier
oh you fucking fuzznut, suck my bitch!
by bitchsuckers June 5, 2018
mugGet the suck my bitchmug.

suck me, fucker

An expression of pissed-off disdain usually uttered by someone who has reached the end of their patience rope.
Hey man, although you may confuse this with an invitation, why don’t you suck me, fucker?
by Dr Bunnygirl July 30, 2019
mugGet the suck me, fuckermug.

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