zinedeen

A cute sensitive boy who is very insecure at times but loves himself regardless

Zinedeen is such a lovely young lad

by Doorwallface August 4, 2019

Zoned off the gin

Very drunk or very high.

Guys I'm totally zoned off the gin right now

by GoddamnGucciLouie August 4, 2022

Marriage-zoned

Where a girl friendzones a guy so hard that she asks him to be her husband on Facebook. Generally one of the highest levels of friendzoneage.

Ally: Jacob, you're my best friend and I love you so much!
Jacob: Love you too.
Ally: Omg, will you marry me on Facebook to show our best-friendness?!
Jacob: *dejectedly* sure.
Jacob (thinking): I just got marriage-zoned. This is even worse than being friendzoned...

by Friendzoning Fiend July 18, 2013

Ho zoned

When you're trying to get laid by a prostitute or by known ho but can't get none.

Benny: Yo Grant, so I tried to get laid by this prostitute but we just ended up talking and going to a movie. Guess I'll just stay a virgin...
Grant: Did you pay for the movie to?
Benny: Yup.
Grant: Damn bro you just got ho zoned.

by Da Cap'n Speaking November 30, 2014

phone zoned

When a woman specifically expresses her disinterest in a potential suitor by incessantly playing with her phone. It is a passive form of rejection for a guy who will find his remaining dignity in the friend zone.

Tim thought he had an opportunity to smash with Madison but she phone zoned the hell out of him.

by JustKiddingFool June 2, 2015

Hoe Zoned

Like the friend zone but you are stuck as their Hoe

I wanted a relationship with him but I was Hoe zoned

by Princessbabygirl December 19, 2016

m8 Zoned

chav version of friend zoned

“She’s m8 zoned you pal”

by princesspettyx December 30, 2017