Zoomicron

A name coined to a highly infectious Covid-19 variant. Known to cause surges of infections thru the video calling app Zoom— Zoomicron is nature and evolution's most successful product. Where the virus doesn't only infect living cells, but can also travel via data information.

Zoomicron is famous for its unusual feature. Where it's often found in politicians seeking to deter constitutional processes.

"Leni lugaw is hiding from the COMELEC by deliberately infecting herself with Zoomicron."

by Leni Lugaw 4.2 January 20, 2022

zoomies

Refers to street racers weaving in traffic on busy highways moving left and right, switching lanes to avoid slower cars

So many zoomies on the i-95 today, why don't the cops arrest them ?

by OlmanWilfried November 3, 2022

zoomies

Refers to when cats/dogs/ppl with adhd get a sudden burst of energy and feel the need to do laps around the room/roll around on the floor frantically

Milo had the zoomies but now he’s all tuckered out.

by urnansellsbathwater April 11, 2023

Zoombie

A fast zombie

Trixie: “What do you call a fast zombie?”
Katya: “A Zoombie!”

by 01000001 01001101 01000011 July 5, 2023

Zoomies

To on the low discuss psychedelic mushrooms

I just got a hold of some crazy good zoomies

by Bigpostagepimp August 15, 2023

Zoomicide

The act of committing suicide while live on camera during a Zoom call or meeting for optimal effect. Mostly committed because the Zoom participant is sick of working remotely and being forced to sit on camera all day.

Did you hear that Olivia got so sick of doing Zoom calls that she committed zoomicide?

by BabyFishMouth January 28, 2024

Zooming

The act of taking a really fast shit where the shit comes out quickly

“I’m zooming at your moms house my toilet was broken”

by Ravager666 November 24, 2023