Xander

A not so good guy, Xander is a racist, sexist homophobe who will do anything, and I mean anything to get a girl. He is also irritated by the sound of a keyboard.

Goddamn, that guy is being a real Xander right now

by Xander Millar 74 June 14, 2018

Xanderman

A Xanderman is when you take take a Tootsie pop and continue altering it between your mouth and someone else's ass. The real trick is not knowing if you've reached the center or just have shit on the tootsie pop.

While giving him an Xanderman, I thought I reached the Tootsie Roll center but it was just shit.

by R. Venture31 October 28, 2018

Xander Hall

A god like black kid who is a resident of Blue Springs, MO. He frequently wears shades and will jump you at any moment using a pencil or a eraser hanging on the end of a nuse. He make cocktails and frequently will end up mixing the wrong things into his drinks. Like the black god he is Xander Hall likes to make memes to help deal with his depression (His shades hides the fact that hes slowly losing his sanity). Be on the look out for his dad. "Have you seen my Dad?"

Merdy Mop#1- Hey you got the pods i bought?
Merdy Mop#2- Yea my nigga, lemme get one out
Xander Hall- YOU EAT ALL MY BEANS NIGGA!!!
Merdy Mop#1- Oh shit!
Merdy Mop#2- Run my nigga! Run!
Xander Hall- I'm not even using 10% of my power.
*continues to beat with handmade whip

by BlackJesusHimself February 13, 2019

Xander Bush

Xander Bush is an amazing boy that is sweet and charming and has big peen

Xander Bush is special to me and special ed

by Devin Bloodworth May 7, 2019

Xander Wavy

The most handsome guy to ever exist. His music is exceptional and has been co-signed by the likes of Kanye West, Obama, Oprah, etc. He’s also very tall

Have you heard “fruits basket” by Xander Wavy? It’s my favorite song right now.

by Bkitesvhh November 22, 2021

Xander

Xanders are very friendly and passionate about the things they love. No one rlly cares about them cuz they're usually not popular but they are rlly good friends. They are also energetic. They love a good debate. They are usually cinnamon rolls. They are kind of nerdy.

Someone: Xander, can you explain (something philosophical) for me?
Xander: Ok, (proceeds to unleash a whole ass essay)

by angei1 March 5, 2023

Xander

An extremely annoying piece of shit who is willing to do anything for friends, yet regardless, he is still a very lonely person. A Xander is usually a boy on the heavier side, and may be considered morbidly obese by others. He tries way too hard to gain the acceptance of others and will take any attention that he can get. Xander is also a predominately single guy. If there is a girl in the picture, she will be quite unattractive and equally in desperate need of attention; this girl dating a Xander will usually be one of a demeaned minority (e.g. Asian, Black, Dyke) A Xander is also the type of person that would center his entire life around this one girl, because of the fact that he barely ever gets that kind of attention from anyone other than his Great Aunt Patty. He will do nearly anything for friendship, especially if the potential friend is a popular, attractive guy that has a popular and equally attractive girlfriend. These attempts working for the friendship of the popular and beautiful couple may include making his home, apartment, or bedroom available for their own sexual pleasure. A Xander will accept the fact that he is used just to feel as though he has friends, when he still, does not; all his attempts at normalcy and friendship are nothing short of complete failures.

Popular Guy: Hey babe I'm horny. Wanna give me head?
Popular Girl: Oh baby! Let's go! But where are we gonna go?
Popular Guy: Oh don't worry, a Xander lives down the street.

by lildot838 June 30, 2011