can of worms

A situtation of unforeseen problems.

Taking that girl home turned out to be a can of worms.

by uberchuckie February 17, 2004

Worm tent

A mild to moderate morning erection.

ie. waking up next to a grenade.
ie. after a night of doing cocaine off of strippers titties.
ie. when Viagra begins to wears off.

Niko: "Bro, you check out that girl I took home last night?"

Ivo: "Yea, my dude. I bet you woke up with a worm tent this morning, huh? Bitch was busted."

Kristen: "girl, I woke up tryin to hop up on that dick and do a full split but this hitta had a mutha fuckin worm tent."

Ana: "what a waste."

by Rezettni February 06, 2014

Worm Diving

The act of a female reaching down a male's pants in a social setting to feel his junk.

Dave knew the cougar wanted him when she came around from the back and started worm diving down his pants.

by wonderweasel April 21, 2008

Goon-worms

A parasitic infestation of the goonson, caught through goonson-goonson contact or direct introduction of the worm into the body. Sufferers exhibit an extremely wide range of symptoms.

The infestation was out of control, as the Goon-worms reached his brain they took control of his whole being, setting their macabre living engine to the proliferation of their squalid kind.

by Goony Pete April 28, 2010

Wood Worm

A smarmy old pervert that walks around with a creepy smile and a perpetual hard on.

The mall is full of wood worms tonight. Watch out.

by Eaton Holgoode November 17, 2015

Worms and Fireworks

Expresses the indifference between two actions or things with an insignificant outcome. It is often used by computer science students when asked which algorithm to implement or people identifying as Shakespeare's offspring.

Ben Dover: Yo dude, which algorithm should I use to sort this list?
Big Mike: It's Worms and Fireworks, man!

by BigMike69420 October 28, 2020

Dirty Worms

An addictive creation that originated in the city of Downey. The exotic dish is the result of gummy worms and KoolAid coming together for an orgasmic delight. These treats are so good that schools across Downey have banned the creation and sale of dirty worms. To make dirty worms, just lightly wet a gummy worm and then cover it with KoolAid powder. Typically eaten in a Zip-lock bag, dirty worms are a must for any candy salesman in Downey.

Hey, have you seen my dirty worms dealer? He's late in bringing me my order!

by xycirk June 13, 2012