a Woofe maximus, more commonly known as just a wild Woofe. Weighing in at around 230 kilograms and standing more than half a meter tall on three legs, this creature is capable of consuming bark, defenestrating political opponents, and using worldwide governments as cover to run an international drug cartel. The existence of such a creature has puzzled scientists for decades.
We believe the population of Woofe is currently racing to and may possibly be exceeding 65,000. At this point, this--this species is considered a threat to most native life in environments it’s introduced.
We believe the population of Woofe is currently racing to and may possibly be exceeding 65,000. At this point, this--this species is considered a threat to most native life in environments it’s introduced.
by Pyraciq November 8, 2022
A nightmarish creature, fictionally created by a parent, that only comes out at night, resembling a very hairy oversized labia with heavy curtains that whip in the wind, and big beady bloodshot eyes, and exaggerated amount of teeth with a tongue that is froglike. And it's made out to be soooo scary that no one wants to meet the moof woof.
riding the woof wagon is the equivalent of riding the struggle bus except it is only said by the dankest of dudes not a slew of unintelligent teenage white girls
by thee.silverpony May 15, 2014
by Stomper May 18, 2021
A superior alpha, who asserts dominance through a loud bark or 'woof'. Opposes all noncery and any mad backwards kunts.
After many years, and many great successes, it had been clear that Clive had grown into a Woof Daddy.
by Dwaffmandu October 21, 2019
by Bro-Central November 27, 2017