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Woof

Like a dog, but more fierce and higher up in the pet social hierarchy. A word pronounced like wolf, but is used whenever your pets (most likely dogs) talk in their special voice.
*Pet Speaking* "I am not a dog, but a woof! Those dogs bow to me whenever I pass."
by ANIMAL_LOVER \_-o-_/ January 13, 2022
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Woofe

a Woofe maximus, more commonly known as just a wild Woofe. Weighing in at around 230 kilograms and standing more than half a meter tall on three legs, this creature is capable of consuming bark, defenestrating political opponents, and using worldwide governments as cover to run an international drug cartel. The existence of such a creature has puzzled scientists for decades.
We believe the population of Woofe is currently racing to and may possibly be exceeding 65,000. At this point, this--this species is considered a threat to most native life in environments it’s introduced.
The Woofe is nature’s perfect predator.

Woofe suddenly turns and stares into your soul.
by Pyraciq November 7, 2022
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woof woof mommy

damm you kinky ? probably has a mommy kink ngl
someone damm that girl looks fine af

someone2 on god woof woof mommy drools
by gayfuckkcauseimbord May 9, 2023
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woof woof” while getting hit from the back*
by doggyfluzie27283 September 17, 2021
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woof me

The classy way of asking someone for a Cleveland Steamer.
Kind gentleman, would you do me a great honor and woof me.
by Bro-Central November 26, 2017
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Woof

Used to remark on something that sounds dirty. Similar to 'that's what she said' only not childish and outdated. Usually used with double entendres.
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.” Woof.
― L. Frank Baum
by svak.fk;vsb August 15, 2016
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