Wonk is a wonk
You what to be careful sitting down with a lot of wonk
It would be bad if your mam caught with wonk but it would be ok if your gran caught you with it
The green ones are bad
You what to be careful sitting down with a lot of wonk
It would be bad if your mam caught with wonk but it would be ok if your gran caught you with it
The green ones are bad
by TheGrogan January 6, 2022
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by Patrick Zaharychuk January 21, 2025
Get the wonk honk mug.Flatulence that unintentionally erupts from your urethra. Can be in sudden short bursts or in long trails of gas.
Person 1: "Dude did you just wonk?"
Person 2: "Nah man it wasn't me I swear!"
Person 1: "Man you just farted out your dick!"
Person 2: "Nah man it wasn't me I swear!"
Person 1: "Man you just farted out your dick!"
by Dav131 December 2, 2014
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Get the WONK mug.The term for a communication with a heavy "Woke" opinion expressed excessively, to inflate the creator's own opinion of themselves and their contribution. Derived from a mix of "Woke" and "Wank", indicating a creation that gets the creator off when they recall it.
1) That article was a poorly hidden wonk piece
2) That wonker clearly just wanted to rant and use the source material as an excuse to write it. Bet his ego inflated 10 times
2) That wonker clearly just wanted to rant and use the source material as an excuse to write it. Bet his ego inflated 10 times
by Purple Squishy April 5, 2023
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