Kentucky Whopper

During sex, the giver defecates in his hand. Then, patties up the poo and asks the unsuspecting victim if they are hungry. Then, before the receiver can answer, the "pooper" shoves the doo doo pancake in their mouth.

"Hey Billy, See that brown spot on her face?"
"Yeah, Why?"
"Because I slipped her the Kentucky Whopper!"

by Scrub McGrub January 5, 2011

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Angry Whopper

The act of slapping a vagina with a fly swatter at maximum strength. Next, the swollen labia are immediately garnished with jalapeños and any desired medley of burger fixin's, condiments and accouterments, then eaten (so to speak).(WARNING:This is a very dangerous maneuver and should only be performed between consenting parties, unless she deserves it.)

I haven't had sex or food in days. I think I'll hop over to Burger Jack and order myself an angry whopper.

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My girlfriend made me watch a J-Lo movie marathon. By the end, I was so pissed and hungry that I felt entitled to an angry whopper.

by Louija January 21, 2009

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Fat whopper

A big shit

OI OI LAD I WANNA AV A fat whopper LAD

by kenkie October 26, 2016

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Whopper Hands

Very small hands of any gender. Picture eating a whopper but not being to fully grasp it and it falling because how small your hands are. Refers back to the old burger King commercial where the person eating a whopper had small very small hands.

Snuffy: "You have whopper hands dude."
Snuffy's Boss: "You're fired, gtfo."

by Privatelyowned November 28, 2020

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lefty whopper

a BDSM sex act where you are continually kicked on the left (typically non-dominant) side of your body

Him: "You know I think I'm up for that lefty whopper we talked about. Just be gentler than last time please."
Her: "I'm going to make you suffer without leaving a single mark."

by Lexinet January 12, 2023

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