webstered

Being 'well defined' physically (muscular, ripped).

That guy is completely webstered.

by Ryan Westover September 8, 2007

Webslug

A person absolutely addicted to the internet. Frequenter of Digg, Wikipedia, Slashdot, Google, etc. Known to browse through pages slowly and with no direct purpose.

Often they leave a trail of stupid messages and posts on various forums and message boards. Their "slime trail".

Ugh, that guy is a true webslug.

by Eriot March 1, 2007

websturbate

surfing the web,(usually out of boredom) as a person surfed the channels on the television in the 1980's 90's with hopes that something will spark interest.

Last night I came home, websturbated, and the next thing I knew, three hours had gone by!

by DrDisney July 30, 2007

websession

(n.) an obsession with the web or a particular part of it. An inability to quit visiting a particular site.

Facebook is my websession.

by Brad M. February 6, 2008

Webself

Myself, but online.

I've updated my web page and FaceBook; I'm done editing my webself for now.

by SlyAsAFawkes February 28, 2009

websline

An abstract work of art. With either and neither mass volume density and area. Can usually be categorized as a superior but often times found influencing the inferiors. Never to be underestimated for its power can manifest into many majestic and malicious beasts. This World only has room for one websline. Websline will develop the next world with slight alterations, one being the demise of the obese.

Websline does not provide examples.

by airyoppins October 13, 2011

websticles

When you ejaculate on your pubic hairs and the semen gets tangled between them.

Girl: Why are your pubes so sticky?

Guy: Ah shit. The wank spider's been at it again and gave me websticles.

by waterguy12 August 10, 2017