Weiner Slam

The act of slamming one's weiner and/or any other part of his package in some sort of closable object; particularly a car or shower door.

Sorry I'm late dude. I totally got weiner slamed by my shower door.

by db24 June 23, 2008

Weiner queef

When yo dick fard

Oh shit my weiner queef

by nova.Skittles October 18, 2018

Shafty Weiner

When a weiner's shaft is at least 8 inches in length to where the head of the penis is almost inexistent. The shafts width must be at least 2 inches wide as well.

She really wanted to fuck so i whipphed out my shafty weiner and said, " Sit on this shit BITCH"

by Shafty Mcshamus November 22, 2009

weiner snitzel

An old hot dog restaurant. from German Wiener Schnitzel, meaning Viennese cutlet.

We ate at the weiner snitzel.

by Bridgette1978 May 2, 2008

weiner cleaner

a circular bar of soap meant to fit around someones dick. shaped like a doughnut.

yo you getting your cock sucked nukka?
yea man but i use my weiner cleaner before i go get the job done. it smells like a chode

by nukkaslappa August 5, 2009

weiner waver

a guy that likes to engage in indecent exposure

nanny is a weiner waver

by reno April 17, 2005

Weiner Jacket

Someone who is absurd and/or a butt trumpet.

Tell me who my real father is, or I'll hex you, you weiner jacket.

by headasexual October 16, 2011