squeezing ween

The act of procrastination by jerking off.

How come this floor isn't clean?
Because James was out back

"Squeezing ween".

by Clydexmusic May 14, 2022

Yankin the ween

When you are joking to someone, just "joshing" or "pulling your leg" can also be said as "I'm yakin your ween"
Also a common name for masturbation

"Holy fuck did you actually fuck my wife jimmy?"
"I'm just yankin the ween!"
"what the fuck jimmy"

by GangsterYodaMasterBaiter November 10, 2020

Toxic Weening

When you have been surrounded your entire life with toxic people and you cut them all out of your happy bubble of life.

I’m toxic weening the people who serve no purpose and only cause chaos.

by Ad Exec RJL January 11, 2024

Green ween

When you stuff weed into your dick hole and have a girl proceed to light the top part of the weed and smoke your penis

“I gave this dude a green ween”

by Boinkysploinkey February 04, 2022

Ween

The Best Band. Praise Boognish.

I came to Ween for the memes. Stayed for the music.

-everybody

by Chef Toastyy September 21, 2018

Ween

To cut oneself off an addiction

‘He’s weening himself off the darts’

by Hannnnie May 09, 2019

Ween

Noun- A dick

Verb- The act of partaking in Halloween festivities, specifically the roaming about and gathering sweets.

Tim: Lets go weening!
Nathan: Nigga what? Pause?
Tim: bro i meant lets go partake in halloween festivities!
Nathan: mhm

George (British person): Oh, Pa! Me ween hurts!

Thomas (His abusive British father): I DON'T GIVE A FUCK GEORGE! LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE! *gets belt

by Big dick Brody October 15, 2022