sam washer

1) the expulsion of air from a vagina after sexual intercourse, usually very fast-paced or deep intercourse, and most often resulting after the "doggy style" position, or variants of said position. Sam Washers are known to have a "wet" sound, and can occur during intercourse, or after. Sam Washers occur when an object, usually a penis, creates a vacuum of air inside the vagina, usually because of a certain angle or position, or because of use of a condom, and happen when the penis or object is removed or pushed deeper into the vagina. many think of Sam Washer as a "sex interrupter" because females are usually embarrassed and males usually embarrassed or amused as the very unique and recognizable sound of a Sam Washer.

''What was that wet noise?''
''Did she just Sam Washer?''
''She sure did!''

by Robyn Thorpe May 1, 2012

Taint Washer

1. A sex slave who washes taints

2. An insult for a bitch who might as well wash taints

“You little taint washer, wash my taint!”

by NRShits September 12, 2020

Rock washer

Someone who isn't capable of doing anything but washing rocks, a useless and futile task.

Person 1: "Hey, have you seen Steve anywhere?"

Person 2: "well he's a rock washer, so I'm guessing he is being useless somewhere around here"

by Jeff Mcthiccy March 19, 2021

D.I.Y Power Washer

When there's poop stains on the sides of the toilet bowl so you piss on them to clean it.

"Bro, there's shit stains all over the toilet seat. Where's the brush?"

"Don't worry, I'll just use my D.I.Y Power Washer to clean it."

by Jack King-Hoffman March 18, 2023

Guatemalan Pressure-Washer

A form of rimjob in which one partner gets a mouth full of water and streams it into the anus of the other. He or she then proceeds to lick the area dry until they deem adequate. The same motions can be completed with: guacamole, mayo, honey, ketchup, mustard, etc. Dealer's choice

Oh my god, I heard Justin Bieber, loves giving and receiving Guatemalan Pressure-Washers.

by Krazzy spazz May 10, 2012

washer wave

When in a traffic jam and one driver washes their wind shield (windscreen) you will see the cars behind doing the same thing, similar to a Mexican wave.

Person 1: "Look my wind shield is dirty"

Person 2: "Wash it, you will create a washer wave!

Person 1: sprays screen "cool"

by owzDevil November 5, 2012

New Jersey Window Washer

Hook up with a girl with glasses, and jizz on her glasses, then proceed to take a squeegee and clean it off after she couldn't see where she was going and has walked into every piece of furniture in the room.

I was bored after we hooked up, so I gave her the New Jersey Window Washer and she almost knocked over my bookshelf.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022