Wank

Wank - verb (wanked, past tense)

1. the act of jerking off
2. jerking off so hard that you dislocate your shoulder

That guy over there with the sling, he wanked so hard that he dislocated his shoulder!

by A.J.O February 29, 2008

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wank

a rude welsh/scottish term that means fag, the other version, wanker, means faggot.

scottish guy: Oi, look at that british guy!
welsh guy: yeah, hes such a wank

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Mainly used when insulting someone of the male species, as it applies to them all. Can also be used as a term of frustration.

'You Wank'.
'Ohh Wank'.

by KimSisiTessa February 26, 2008

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the collective noun for a group of penises or peni, presumably attached to a body.

Look at that wank of law students who think they're all that and a bag of kettle chips, taking up all the seats in the cafeteria.

by Flu Z October 14, 2010

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Barron was wanking in his bathroom after he got blue balls.

by Supernam January 18, 2007

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A wank is a person who is an absolute dickhead or cunt

'omg jack bailed on me again..hes such a wank!"
"your a wank'
" dont worry about sarah shes just a wank"

by baby_gurl23 August 08, 2009

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hey mc shuljr wanna come wanking with my bong?

by peckerpenispants February 09, 2011

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