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Wanker

1)an insult for a poor theiving and unusually violent person known as a filthy pikey.Also for benders who die blond streeks into their hair
2) jerkin yer Gerkin
What a Wanker
by Derek_jamal October 28, 2003
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Wanker

Term used by lower class gents in Pittsburgh. Adopted to California slang in 1979.
by Brandon June 4, 2002
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wanker

by n00bz0rz July 7, 2003
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wanker

Literally 'One who wanks' (masturbates)
Used derogatively to infer one who is unable to get any and relieve their need to wank due to gross personality defects.

Australian (and particularly Melburnian) usage infers one who is a pseudo-intellectual or more generally speaking out of their arseholes in an effort to impress.

See also: Tosser, Tosspot, Pillock, jerk, arsehole, wanka, wank.
'you, my friend, are a wanker.'
by Wylis June 20, 2006
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wanker

a person of great stupidity and annoyance who doesnt get inside jokes
A person is a wanker if they are a boob.
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Wanker

The british equivalent of the American term, jerkoff. Used to describe annoying, generally unpleasant people.
American: Get away from me, jerkoff!
Briton: Bugger off, wanker!
by FoxWing March 1, 2009
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wanker

One who excessively masterbates... there lives are no more then the dream of going home and wacking off to an imaginery image of a dream girl they will never have...
also see Brian M.
by Capt Penguin n Capt Duckie August 2, 2003
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