big walnut

all the kids there bully there district by calling it poor. they also think majority of the kids are dumb. big walnut is actually a decent school but not all of the people are decent.

Jim: woah you go to big walnut?!?
Tim: ya... bw isn’t so great. we’re all dumb and our school is poor.
Jim: i wish i went to big walnut!!

by schuulsucks3241 February 12, 2019

walnut procedure

Using the index finger to stimulate the male prostate gland via the rectum, or in layman's terms, when a bird jabs her finger up your wrong 'un.

I can't sit down; my girlfriend performed the walnut procedure on me last night

by Will D Beast August 15, 2007

Walnut Testicals

The word you use to describe a man in public butt ass naked raping a small child, usually 2-8 years old

"Omg that guy is sticking his Walnut Testicals in that girls asshole"

by SmokeyBoii February 7, 2019

walnut clit

A clitoris the size shape and appearance of a walnut. Unusual and only found in females with loose morals.

.. then i pulled my hand out of her pants cause she had a walnut clit.

Oh my word!

by Shooshbot October 14, 2008

Walnut Whip

Anus

My walnut whip's sore as fuck!
Did you give her one up the walnut whip?

by DuttyBanksy May 28, 2011

Absolute fucking walnut

An insult that is used if someone is stupider than a fucking dumbass

In what world is a fish a kind of parrot, you absolute fucking walnut

by yaboi_doop October 29, 2018

absolute fucking walnut

What someone is when they fuck up in a stupendously amazing fashion or are just incredibly stupid in general. Must be used with the following inflection:
"You're an absolute FUCKing walnut!"

-After Dave finished his explanation why whites and blacks are different species-
"Dave, you're an absolute FUCKing walnut!"

by Larry Machuto May 26, 2018