william 

The man with the biggest cock in the world

Girl 1: hey did you have sex with william?
Girl with big titties: yes his cock is huge!!

william by Williambigiwill January 27, 2019

William 

The best

William is the best

William by Lebwnsitsbaka February 6, 2019

William 

William can be the best friend/boyfriend anyone could ever have. He is a great/amazing artist and is a very independent boy. He can seem very shy and but can be a very active and loud boy when he is around his friends. He is simply just the best person in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nothing can compare to him.

Me: Is that one of your masterpieces?
William: No, it's just a doodle.
Me: WHAT???????? That looks like something Picasso would draw in like, a whole decade!

William: Hi?
Me: (He sound like a shy boy) Hi!
William: Um.......What's your name?

William: LET'S START A BASKETBALL GAME!!!!!!!
Me: And I thought he was a shy boy!

William by ADMIRESDRAWINGSBYWILLIAMDUDE April 3, 2019

William 

William, a very hot, smart, and athletic boi he likes action movies and constantly makes references trying to impress girls he gets shut down every time because he looks and sounds like a 5-year old no matter the age, he's still smarter than Einstein though.

(Also identifies as Will)

I talked to William today, he is really hot and smart.

William by Will Bro Man Dude June 17, 2018

William 

I don't think there is much to say about this guy. He is very anti social, but once you get to know him, he is fucking retarded. and you'd wish you had never approached him.

"Oh well there is William, the little twat that he is."

William by NiggerWamen December 3, 2019

William 

William is the most kindest, sweetest, hottest and overall amazing person. He's the type of guy that will spend hours on end on calls with you and never put you down. If you are down he will probably use his powers of greatness to cheer you up! Not to mention he's great at music.ly and sooo yum 👅

William is soooo fucking yum 👅

William by Imogennnnn March 19, 2017

William 

A very shy and sensitive man who deserves more recognition whether it's at home or in his career. Since we live in a superficial world people only recognize superficiality instead of authenticity. They fall for unauthenticated words and deny the realist the right to accomplish. A man who can enter a room and within moments be surrounded by an audience of women who are captivated by his charms and Italian looks. William dares us to be bold and stay true to ourselves. He refuses to conform to middle-class thinking and damns society's set standards of behavior as a straitjacket for the imagination. A man whose able to see beauty in things that others overlook. A man whose kind words are expressed through his eyes. His intelligence is clearly exhibited through his speech and his writing especially poetry. A man of pride whose honest opinion others may find offending. You need to earn Williams trust but once you do, you have just made a friend for a lifetime. Anyone that's dear to him will be overwhelmed by his kindness, dedication, understanding and loving nature. He plays the guitar and seduces women with his lyrical charm. You can't help but smile and sigh the moment you lay eyes on William. He is by far the best man I've ever met and I'm going to treasure his friendship and love him in a way his never been loved before.

William belongs in fairy tales.

William by Molder than Mildew April 20, 2018