A defensive act attempting to disguise the successful work of one practicing speed cocking by quickly transforming the phallic drawing into something else. Common drawn cock disguises include spaceships, ghosts, test-tubes, etc. However, the most common (and effective) disguise is to render the cock drawing into a Viking by adding horns and rendering long barbaric hair and moustache. Note that an axe is optional. Clear giveaway to "drawing Vikings" vs. real Viking doodles are the usual varying ink color in horns and helmet and face from general head construct; also, the failure of the artist to satisfactorily explain the small slit on the very top of the Vikings helmet. NOTE: Drawing Vikings is made much more difficult with the addition of testicles and pubic hair.
Teacher- "Scott, what on earth are you doing to your English book?"
Scott- "Nothing...just doodling"
Teacher- "What on earth is that you are drawing?"
Scott- "Nothing...just drawing Vikings!"
Scott- "Nothing...just doodling"
Teacher- "What on earth is that you are drawing?"
Scott- "Nothing...just drawing Vikings!"
by Jack Stanzyck October 17, 2006
Get the Drawing Vikings mug.A large, hairy, usually angry seeming individual. Most often spotted during extreme music events, or during some form of violent sporting events. It is usually used with equal measures of awe, fear and respect.
Alternitavely it can be used to describe yourself when wishing to seem more imposing.
Alternitavely it can be used to describe yourself when wishing to seem more imposing.
"woah man...look at that crazy viking motherfucker!!"
"who should I kick off too?"
"anyone but that crazy viking motherfucker...that dudes huge!"
"i'm a crazy viking motherfucker, and i will get medieval on your ass if you don't get the fuck away from me RIGHT NOW!"
"who should I kick off too?"
"anyone but that crazy viking motherfucker...that dudes huge!"
"i'm a crazy viking motherfucker, and i will get medieval on your ass if you don't get the fuck away from me RIGHT NOW!"
by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004
Get the crazy viking motherfucker mug.Vikram is a common Hindu (Nation: India) male name.
Meaning is "Victory" or more precisely "Bravery" .
There is another hindu/Indian name "Vijay" which is victory too..
Meaning is "Victory" or more precisely "Bravery" .
There is another hindu/Indian name "Vijay" which is victory too..
by Vikramadtya November 10, 2008
Get the vikram mug.She is a one in a million , she never backs down from a fight. She's the funnest person to be around with , she's intelligent, very independent and strong when she has to be. If you know a vika then you'd know that she likes to laugh a lot. She's got this thing for scary movies , oh and is very ticklish ;) If your feeling down ? or feeling lonely she'll always be there. She'd give you advice , comfort you and tell you that everything will be ok. She love's to dance , sing ... in the shower & has this thing when ever she explains something she does these weird hand gestures to help her prove her point.
She's easy to get along with , so don't be shy just say hi.
She's easy to get along with , so don't be shy just say hi.
by FAGGER722 October 1, 2013
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1. n. The practice of sending your non-functional electronics to the afterlife.
Honorable dead electronics can go to Valhalla if sent properly. In order to send your honorable dead to Valhalla, you must:
1.) place dead electronics in a boat
2.) set the boat on fire
3.) let it drift out on a body of water.
The higher the esteem for your dead device, the more peripherals and accessories you include in the boat so that it may have the same status, functionality, esteem and quality of life in the afterlife. Besides, manufacturers usually don't make the same connectors on different devices.
Just like Wall St., the real skill in this practice is to avoid a criminal record. Fire fighters and police officers are usually unfamiliar with this practice and will treat it with extreme skepticism or prejudice.
Honorable dead electronics can go to Valhalla if sent properly. In order to send your honorable dead to Valhalla, you must:
1.) place dead electronics in a boat
2.) set the boat on fire
3.) let it drift out on a body of water.
The higher the esteem for your dead device, the more peripherals and accessories you include in the boat so that it may have the same status, functionality, esteem and quality of life in the afterlife. Besides, manufacturers usually don't make the same connectors on different devices.
Just like Wall St., the real skill in this practice is to avoid a criminal record. Fire fighters and police officers are usually unfamiliar with this practice and will treat it with extreme skepticism or prejudice.
1) When I stopped drooling into my Mac Airbook, I realized it would no longer work. Since I love my Mac so much, I went to a near by lake to give it a Viking funeral.
2) I am on probation for a Viking funeral after sending my Super Nintendo to Valhalla after 14 years of glorious service. R.I.P., SNES
2) I am on probation for a Viking funeral after sending my Super Nintendo to Valhalla after 14 years of glorious service. R.I.P., SNES
by Halvar the Red February 28, 2009
Get the Viking Funeral mug.Vikis are usually petite and blonde with an attitude yet very cute and likable. They don't seem approachable at first but with time they'll bend. Vikis tend to intimidate others due to their unique personality, style and attractiveness.
by Sthephen1991 March 23, 2021
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