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variansexual

One who is sexually/romantically attracted to Varian
"Did you know he was variansexual???"

"No??? I thought he was dead???"
by varianenthusiastfornow May 16, 2023
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Variable Interest Entity

Used to refer to a member of the opposite sex with whom you are sexually involved with, but you don't want the general population to know about him/her because you aren't exclusive with this individual. Also commonly referred to as a V.I.E. Typically used when the certain individual is too stupid to realize they are just being used for sex.
John: "Why didn't you bring Lauren to the office Christmas party?"

Ben: "Because she is the my V.I.E. Shhhh...before someone hears you! I am trying get with the new girl tonight."

John: "Your what?"

Ben: "Variable interest entity; we have sex occasionally but we aren't exclusive. Nor is she marriage material."
by nosemaj October 26, 2008
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variety bucket

another word for a female slut or whore. likening to a variety bucket from the colonel
"shes a variety bucket" shes a total whore/slut.

a big greasy bucket that everyone has dipped into.
by pr0teus` March 13, 2005
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Varian Wrynn

Varian Wrynn is son of King of Llane Wrynn, husband of the late Tiffin Wrynn, father of Anduin Wrynn, and friend of Bolvar Fodragon and Jaina Proudmoore, and King of Stormwind. His mentor was Anduin Lothar. After the fall of Lordaeron, he got amnesia and he washed up on the shores of Kalimdor, where he was enslaved and earned the nickname Lo'gosh, which in orcish means ghost wolf. He and fellow gladiator Broll Bearmantle escaped to Theramore where Jaina Proudmoore saw who he was, she performed a spell on him, and he realized who he was. HE then returned to Stormwind and took rule of Stormwind, in the process killing Lady Prestor, who in secret was the black dragon Onyxia.
Varian Wrynn is king of Stormwind.
by Dasichferbotten July 21, 2011
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Maddie (ghetto variation)

Woman/Girl who is infamous for her criminal life-style, known also for her generosity and sheer hilarity,though more well known by her ferocious outlook on life- most probably due to a childhood in the backstreets of the 'stortford' area
woah! that girl looks like a turtle!

hey man! dont say that too loud - i've heard that chicks a propper Maddie (ghetto variation) !
by jaredandlucy May 31, 2010
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various thivs

Various thivs are defined as an unclear quantity of assorted, unrelated food items that are eaten with the hands in a hideously barbaric fashion.

Separate from eating a meal, which is a formally arranged assortment of ingredients on a plate and is ordinarily done by people with self respect, various thivs are individual ingredients eaten by cavemen who don't give a fuck and can range from tortilla chip crumbs to an entire half of a sandwich.

Essentially, it is snacking until you're not hungry anymore and don't bother eating dinner.
Jackie: Did you eat dinner?
Joe: No I just ate various thivs
by Fwobert December 31, 2010
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positional variety

versatility in the way something can be placed, which can be applied to almost anything

a.k.a. having many different ways to position something
"step your game up. rock that hat with some positional variety"

"on a scale of 1 - 10, i'd give him a 9.9 in positional variety. we was all over the place!"
by torpedoheat October 8, 2007
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