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urban dictionary user

Someone who posts definitions on this site. There are two types of UD Users that I've noticed:
1) The user who tries very hard to post an unbiased opinion and not to take sides.
2) The user who is a complete and total douche and only posts insulting, vulgar, and downright rude definitions. These are also the users who flame like there's no tomorrow, band together to try to remove definitions that they don't agree with, and tend to have small dicks. In short, the users that are ruining this site.
Of the two users, the latter are the reason I resort to wikipedia more than here.
by Matt August 5, 2005
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upper decker double deluxe blumpkin

It's the act of the man taking a dump in the tank of the toilet while the woman takes a dump in the bowl while giving the man a blowjob while a third party performs a golden shower.
Dude, last night Stacey and Dave and I did the upper decker double deluxe Blumpkin, it was gnarly!
by Reedski March 27, 2015
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Sexual act requiring 4 people. Person 1 sits backwards on the toilet while defecating and gives a blowjob to person 2, who is defecating in the tank of the toilet. Person 1 also gives hand jobs to persons 3 and 4, who are standing on either side of the toilet. Person 2, 3, and 4 high five above person 1's head.

The combination of the double blumpkin supreme, the upper decker, the pterodactyl, and the eiffel tower
Tom: Dude, I saw the nastiest thing, this chick was doing the "double blumpkin upper decker dactyl tower" at that party on Saturday night.
Ted: Wow she must be a freak!
Tom: Yeah, I almost puked!
by noey November 29, 2013
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Mega Knight User

This user is a legitimate cuck and should burn in hell for all of eternity. Due to lack of parental guidance and a father, A Mega knight user can be found with all the other scum of the earth, at the bottom of waste bins among others of its species. This includes, E-Giant, Balloon, Golem users and Adolf Hitler . Anything that has described a diarrhoea filled thrift shop toilet can also describe this person.
by smarta than u March 4, 2022
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Upper Decker

The act of taking off the back lid of a standard toilet, hovering your anus over the opening and shooting diarrhea into the tank water. You must then wipe with TP and leave the TP in the tank. Adding red food dye to the tank is called BUD, or Bloody Upper Decker. Either with or without the dye, when the next person who uses the toilet flushes, the water that refills the bowl will be the most vile, horrific, stinky fluid known to man. Woman have been known to scream and run out of the toilet as they think their insides are coming out. Key stuff here.
"I was working a night party at that rich cunt's house. As the party was ending, I asked the beeotch if I could make a sandwich. She yelled at me in front of her guests that I will "eat with the rest of the hired staff at the end of the night!" A simple no would have been fine. For a thank you gift, I pumped a gallon of milk into my lactose intolerant ass and dropped and Upper Decker that cunt's main bathroom. Later, I Bloody Upper Decked (BUD) the upstairs daughter's fine china toilet. After that I raw dogged one of the workers and bailed, yo.'
by Dick Smartly July 3, 2014
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Upper Decking

giving John Barrowman a blowjob on a transatlantic flight
"In the middle of the night ... on a 747 on the upper deck" (hence the term "upper decking")
by qwapos September 7, 2012
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upnerd

To take a concept that is relatively simple and that could easily be expressed in common layman's terms and make it so technical that you have to be asked for further explanation; thereby making yourself appear smarter.

This is most often done through the use of too many acronyms.
Joe: Anyone know where I can buy a llama?
Nerd: Well you don't want the UAE llama as they are disproportianate in the flank and shoulder which affects their intermediary gait. You should purchase a Columbian llama using an offshore account you can set up online and then import it with Unix.
Joe: wtf?
Nerd Translator: He said buy the brown llama. He was just upnerd-ing it.
by toaddodger March 21, 2006
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