Uni Moments! 

Basically when anything mildly or brilliantly funny happens when you're with your university friends.

Can/ should be preceded with the acronym 'LOL'.

When friend #1 is waiting to give friend #2 a lift to a pub quiz.

Friend #1: "I'm outside"
Friend #2: "Lol Uni Moments!"

Uni Moments! by StephenKing June 15, 2014

uni-ab 

When someone is SO STRONG that they have one big ab, instead of defined abs

John Cena has a uni-ab. Look it up

uni-ab by puepluvr69 September 30, 2015

uni scrote 

A man having testicles so large that it appears as if it is one giant ball

My fiances uni scrote is as big as a softball

uni scrote by cupcakebandit87 November 10, 2015

UNI Tax 

The unfortunate penalty for successful investigators in which they are required to fix the mistakes of a UNI's inadequate or poor work performance.

The Detective had to pay the UNI Tax for nearly three days, tracking down a victim whose phone number was never properly entered into the police report.

UNI Tax by Au79Life June 29, 2016

uni flake

When your ass fro and your ball fro get tangled up. Plus it's not very fresh, not exactly dry but not moist either. Just flaked out and shit

That's what you said about birthing vags right, it's a uni flake?

uni flake by toxikcupkake26 April 7, 2017

Uni your corn

To get railed, long dick style

I'll uni your corn

Uni your corn by E16oz April 22, 2017

Uni-Shark Horn Sword 

The sword that KA_TheLegend uses to fight off monsters, and bad guys. it shoots out rainbows, and its the Uni-Shark's extra horn, that can never break. and its rainbow colored.

You better watch out, KA_TheLegend is using his Uni-Shark Horn Sword!!

Uni-Shark Horn Sword by KA_TheLegend April 23, 2017