The name you give as your own when ordering chinese food to receive the unsolicited 20% "family discount".
Hello, I'd like too place an order for delivery please... Yes the name is Uni Wooni Wasabi... Wink wink
by lo mein lover January 13, 2011
A school where all the girls are hoes. They send nudes on “accident”. They’re kiss ups to every fucking guy they meet. The guys will suck up to the teachers. However, it’s the newest school in Dearborn and has some lit teachers.
by Hoezmad June 1, 2019
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
A sea horse with a large unicorn horn implanted on the top of their skull. This is a rare species but you kind find them quite easily due to their Large green aura that follows them everywhere they swim.
by Spillsasher March 19, 2009
by randomvictim January 3, 2005
A uniform coat of jiggly fat on the abdominal area, which gives the appearance of a massive flabby ab when the body is at rest. Typically achieved by beer guzzling nachos-with-extra-cheese-eating guys.
James: Hey bro, I heard you took a road trip South. How was it?
John: Yah, the fried chicken is epic, look at my uni(fl)ab.
John: Yah, the fried chicken is epic, look at my uni(fl)ab.
by praisethelord2000 April 17, 2017
An expression used to describe someone who naturally looks quite young and around the age of someone who has just graduated from uni (university). They are however much older and in their 30's. Looks can certainly be deceiving!
Person 1: I'm just sharing some email links with you to assist. I assume you are new to the workplace.
Person 2: Ummm, I've worked here for many years now. I'm actually in my 30's.
Person 1: Woahhhhh! Sorry but you look like you're just out of uni! I cannot believe it!
Person 2: Ummm, I've worked here for many years now. I'm actually in my 30's.
Person 1: Woahhhhh! Sorry but you look like you're just out of uni! I cannot believe it!
by MMZMTS April 16, 2019