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Twin Girls

(noun)
1. a woman's breasts, of any size or shape. Usually, a tactful compliment, a term of praise, approval, or admiration.
2. a woman's breasts, of any size, that have close to a perfectly symmetrical appearance, while hidden under clothing. Often, an illusion created by the dress designer's art.
3. Ideally, breasts that are almost exact mirror images of each other, even when bared, and deprived of any support from undergarments. Sometimes also called 'identical twins' (cf. fraternal twins)
"Gail's twin girls are so cute!"
"Whadaya' mean? I thought she only had two children, a boy and a girl."
"Hey, dufus, I'm talking about the twins with whom she is inseparable!"
"Oh... duh... I getcha! They ARE cute!"
"I like it when she brings her twin girls to work." (LOL)
"Duh... How could she not?"

"Our waitress is drivin' me crazy."
"What's the deal?"
"Her twin girls are flirtin' with me!"
"Uh... yeah... I noticed that. Some kind of montease."
"Yep, they're dancin', too... in a very subtle but seductive rhythm."
"Ummm, yes... swing and sway"
"Jiggly too!"
"This restaurant has great service, don't you think?" (LOL)
"The food is not bad, either."

"I once I had a 43 year old girlfriend whose twin girls were still virgins."
"You're makin' that up... you mean... they never?"
"Nope... neither she nor her husband ever even heard of it. She didn't think it was possible... but was ever so grateful, once I convinced her to try it. She was a rare case, absolutely nipplegasmic."
"Well, how did you convince her?"
"I sent her to the online Wiki Pedia, to look up 'mammary intercourse' "
"No foolin'! Wiki Pedia has an article on that? And that's the title?"
"Yep! Technically accurate and clinically dispassionate, as always. And that's just what the learned professors call it-- 'mammary intercourse'."

"My wife's girls are twins, identical twins."
"Wow... cool... THAT I'd like to see... identical twin girls!"
"Careful, friend... her twins do not perform in public."
"OK... I'll take your word for it. ...don't need to see 'em to believe 'em!"
by Casey Johns February 4, 2009
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Pretty self explanatory isnt it?
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Coach: "What do you two have that no other figure skating team has?"

Chazz: "Twin Dongs."

Coach: "Exactly"
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twindle

More commonly referred to as marijuana.

The term twindle refers to the dried leaves and flowers of female Cannibus plants. Twindle is used to describe the fine filaments of these combined items. The word twindle can also be used to describe the feeling that you would have upon smoking said substance. The feeling of pure pleasure as you can actually feel your sperm count lower.
Ev95: "Yo, you want me to pack you some?"

Hen69: "Pack some what??"

FedNeg: "Well, some Twindle, of course."

Hen69: "Indeed. Pack that shite, neg."
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Twinepathy

The act of contacting your twin subconsiously
beth: how did you know i wanted to talk to you

jess: our twinepathy
by mister cheese January 10, 2009
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twin shit flame

your twin flame, but they’re your shitting buddy. you always have to shit at the same time, or within the same hour. you may never meet this person but just know someone always gon be shittin’ while you are 💯
@ifuckanimetiddies: MY BRO YOU SHITTIN?
@ifuckaniemtiddies: YEAH BRO YOU?
@ifuckanimetiddies: YUP😈
@ifuckaniemtiddies: THIS DAT TWIN SHIT FLAME BRO💯💯
@ifuckanimetiddies: TWIN SHIT FLAME TELEPATHY
by ifuckaniemtiddies October 30, 2020
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lady-twinge

when you make a "lady" cum and her leg is twitching, or shaking very rapidly. this also includes eyes rolling into back of head.
me: hey bob.

bob: whats up?

me: i had this lady over my house last night. we did our thing, and like usual i gave it to her so good she did the lady-twinge. yes she came very hard!

bob: wow! can you teach me how to do that?

me: no.
by bounceonit989 August 28, 2009
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