meanwhile I was thinking

Something said when you are trying to think, and are interrupted by someone saying something, normally unrelated. Used to let them know you were thinking so they should Stfu

You: (thinking)
Joe: omg did you hear James banged your gf last night and bob... Etc.etc
You: meanwhile I was thinking

meanwhile I was thinking by Threadkilla April 18, 2015

Twanking

Using Twitter or Facebook to update people with banal, brutally dull, meaningless activities or fortune cookie "insights." Also: gross oversharing. Noun versions: twankery, twanker.

"I love tacos!" "
"Why is ice cream so yummy?"

"I am making an omlet"

"Oprah at 10, yay!"

"Just had sex with the BF!"

"Life is better w/luv!

Response: "OMG quit twanking!"

Twanking by AnthonyIan October 8, 2010

conscious night thinking 

v.
The act of daydreaming while you're trying to get to sleep. Occurs frequently on Sundays, or before big events or occasions.

Similar to brainspin. Conscious night thinking also seems like lucid dreaming if you're fantasizing, but lucid dreaming feels like it's actually happening. When you're thinking about the future, it could also be considered vinny-vu

I was up all night conscious night thinking. First about the test tomorrow, then about if I ate too much cake, then about what I would say to my teacher if she found out I cheated on that assignment... my brain just wouldn't stop thinking!

OR

I was conscious night thinking about eating pastries in Paris last night. I didn't get any sleep.

conscious night thinking by fine.china March 28, 2011

Twinning

Act of having intercourse or sexual relations with a set of twins.

Excuse me, Im Twinning

Twinning by hrod_55 July 21, 2011

Twanking

The art of masturbating whilst twerking

I had a good twank to the new Cyrus video (twanking)

Twanking by Swayze baby December 28, 2013

Twining 

A con wherein the con artist gets a cashier to give the twiner more money than s/he gave the cashier plus their shopping for free. Here is an example of how the con might go:

1. Twiner buys a 60p packet of chewing gum with a £20 note.
2. After receiving £19.40 change, twiner 'remembers' he has a £1 coin in his pocket.
3. Twiner gives cashier 5 X £1 coins and asks for a £5 note in return.
4. Twiner distracts cashier with small talk and slips £5 into his pocket.
5. After the cashier has been engaged in enough small talk to make them forget about step #3, twiner gives the cashier a £5 and a £10 note and says, "Actually, you might as well just give me the £20 back."
6. If the twiner is good and the cashier forgetful, the cashier will give the twiner a £20.
7. Twiner now has £25 and a pack of gum from £20.

Chad has to get Nathan to do his shopping cos he's been banned from all the local shops for twining.

Twining by Nist 858 November 19, 2017

Thinking Space 

Thinking Space is a 1.9 Extreme Demon created by HidekiX and verified by Atomic on April 9, 2019. Difficulty opinions vary wildly between this being easier than Lucid Nightmares to this being harder than Crimson Planet. It was rated on March 29, 2020. it also has the hardest gameplay in any star rated legitimately verified level in the game.

Guy 1: Thinking Space is harder than Zodiac! (A top 3 demon)
Guy 2: No way! This is atleast top 15!

Thinking Space by thinking space December 4, 2020