truckers dilemna

David couldn't decide between beating rush or traffic or beating the bishop. He was faced with the classic truckers dilemna.
by amit666 October 05, 2018
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Chicken Trucker

A chicken trucker was a driver who was willing to run illegal weights, speeds or routes to get freight (usually perishable freight) to it's destination. Trucks were lit up with many lights for safety and as warning to get out of the way. These boys were the cream of the crop. They were paid well above average wages and could go coast to coast and back in 4 days time. You can't truck like this anymore.
"Don't pull out in front of that CHICKEN TRUCKER! He's doing 110 mph! Must be running late to the market" Do it baby - whoop whoop!
by Rod Knocker October 12, 2018
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trucker whore

A woman who looks so used up that she is only alluring to truckers.
Good lord that woman is so tore up she could only get a job as a trucker whore.
by charminredhead November 10, 2009
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Trucker fucker

1. A slutty chick who loses her virginity to a trucker
2. A word used to describe a slut or ass-hole
by bob999999999999999999333333333 February 09, 2011
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Trucker Ass

A woman's ass that is wide, thick, easy to mount, full of definition and doesn't stick out far like ghetto booty or yoga ass.
"That girl's behind is wide and thick but doesn't stick out, she's got a severe case of trucker ass"
by DannyDashboard April 29, 2014
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Trucker Mouth

A lady who has sucked off so many truckers that their acid semen has rotted their gums and teeth down to almost nothing
In most British ladies who have trucker mouth
by The Original Trucker Mouth January 26, 2009
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Mother Trucker

The matron saint of the Teamsters. Viewed as a diety, her image is often visible on the mudflaps of tractor trailers.
As he roared into the night, the last thing visible on Earl's rig was those Mother Trucker mudflaps.
by oxmix October 21, 2003
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