"Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes!" -Shaquille O'Neil after Kobe Bryant was destroyed by the Boston Celtics in the 2008 NBA finals
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After someone has been caught red handed they may try to excuse thier actions. This phrase is said to shut them up.
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Get the trellient mug.A sexual copypasta about Ahsoka Tano from Star Wars, where Obi-Wan Kenobi tells Luke Skywalker about Ahsoka in sexual descriptions.
Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems.
Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.
We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.
We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
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When a person makes a statement regarding a person of the opposite sex one must finish the sentence with 'tell her'
If 'tell her' does not follow said sentence and another member of your party declares 'tell her' then the statement must be repeated to the person the statement was about.
Failure to comply results in a lemon or lime to the eye.
When a person makes a statement regarding a person of the opposite sex one must finish the sentence with 'tell her'
If 'tell her' does not follow said sentence and another member of your party declares 'tell her' then the statement must be repeated to the person the statement was about.
Failure to comply results in a lemon or lime to the eye.
Gary - 'That bird is fit, I would love to smash her fart pipes in'
Barry - 'TELL HER!'
Gary - 'SHIT!' (walks over to that bird) 'You are fit and I would love to smash your fart pipes in'
That bird - 'Smashing, lets do that right away'
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Larry - 'I fingered that slag last night, her fanny smelt like cheetos and burnt hair'
Harry - 'Tell her'
Larry - 'Fuck that........OOOOWWW My eye! It stings, curse you citrus fruits, I should have told her'
Barry - 'TELL HER!'
Gary - 'SHIT!' (walks over to that bird) 'You are fit and I would love to smash your fart pipes in'
That bird - 'Smashing, lets do that right away'
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Larry - 'I fingered that slag last night, her fanny smelt like cheetos and burnt hair'
Harry - 'Tell her'
Larry - 'Fuck that........OOOOWWW My eye! It stings, curse you citrus fruits, I should have told her'
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Ex: She really should stop telling on herself when she was the one who started the rumor. The act of incriminating own self in an act due to guilt.
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