TreeBoxer

someone who stands outside a house with the intent to stalk someone else and bobs and weaves through bushes and trees so as to not get caught stalking

Man i caught this treeboxer in my bushes last night.

by GSp3ctr3 August 18, 2009

Treecision

The nearly impossible decision that is made when choosing which Christmas tree to cut down in the forest or purchase at a tree lot. Most often, this decision is made by the wife of a husband who could care less what tree is selected.

The decision often involves factors like length, girth, symmetry, and what the neighbors and friends have. It appears that most treecision makers like trees that are long, rigid, thick, and uncomfortably large to stuff into a small home.

After spending nearly six hours of looking for a Christmas tree to cut down while driving through a snowstorm in the forest , a treecision was conveniently made just as it was getting dark.

by Minister Arthrup J. McShazzles November 30, 2009

Treehoe

A tall thin usually African American hooker that sports a birds nest or afro.

Dude 1: Damn...Look at that treehoe...

Dude 2: Sheesh, she's the tallest one I've seen here.

by Sweettoothkilljoy October 27, 2009

Tweeco Friendly

Combining multiple short tweets into one tweet.

I'm gonna eat dinner
I love this show Glee
I feel like watching a movie

Tweeco Friendly: "I'm gonna eat dinner. I love this show Glee. I feel like watching a movie."

by kinstler13 May 20, 2011

Treecepted

When something you try throwing hits a tree.

At the disc golf course..

Fred- throws disc hits tree "treecepted"

Kyle- "word bird."

by Cholay November 4, 2011

Treedo

A redo (usally in outdoor sports such as badmitton) that occurs because of tree interference.

The birdie hit the trees before I could hit it, treedo!

by randompseidonym July 30, 2012

treefort

A massive erection in shorts that make it look like someone is pitching a fort.

Scotty Becks jumps out of bed every morning with a treefort.

by Nine Sixty Worse January 18, 2015