Tow ball tuggie

When two men take a tow hitch and insert each end in their anuses (square end and ball end) and the square end receiver crawls on the floor towing the other man behind him.

Marco and victor like to take turns during tow ball tuggie.

by Jason mcgregor April 8, 2021

Tow Trucking

When one male tightly grasps another males dick and gives a good ol yank. Tow trucking often become a competition very similar to tug of war or mercy.

I called the tow truck on cole at the back of the bus last night. That was some good tow trucking

by Glennybustrips December 20, 2017

The tow-truck maneuver

When two dogs are humping and walking backwards, and I human being makes the tow-truck in reverse noise

Today at the dog park, my pets partook in the tow-truck maneuver, while I made the tow-truck noise as my mom watched in horror

by That bottom bitch October 25, 2019

Talladega Tow Truck

During intercourse in the doggy position, the male turns around to face away from his partner.

With butts touching he reaches through between his legs, and using a hook grip he grabs his partner by the genitals then proceeds to crawl forward “towing” them across the room.

She received carpet burn on both knees after He gave her the old Talladega tow truck

by Dale_lifts June 7, 2019

The Tow-Boat Method

The Tow_Boat Method refers to when someone uses their hand to pull a stuck shit out of their constricted asshole.

Just when I thought I would never shit again, I discovered The Tow-Boat Method.

by Pimposterous October 17, 2023

tow-in and tow-out

Not to be confused with the similar-sounding-and-also-automotive-related term used when discussing the particulars of a front-end alignment, this phrase refers to an “ultimate in sweetness” revenge-action that you perform on someone whom you’re fumin’-mad at. Plus it’s quite simple and fairly low-cost, as well; all you need is a wrecker-truck and an opportunity to access his unattended vehicle.

Tow-in and tow-out is comparatively easy and highly-effective means to bring no end of misery and humiliation to almost anyone who has wronged you… what you do is acquire a suitable-sized wrecker-truck and haul your victim’s vehicle (i.e., “tow it in”) to a location where parking is a big no-no, such as in a handicapped-designated space, on a bridge/causeway, in front of a fire-hydrant or public mailbox, in a “resident/customer-parking only” or “no parking; tow-away zone” area, etc. Then move a few blocks away and sit in your truck to wait till the call goes out over the airwaves for “any available tow-vehicle in the area” to haul off the illegally-parked vehicle, whereupon you promptly thumb your mike and offer to take the call. You then proceed back to your victim’s vehicle and whisk it off to the impound yard (“tow it out”). And then, of course, your unfortunate victim is obliged to endure the assorted hassles --- not to mention considerable expense --- of both locating his suddenly-vanished jalopy and coughing up the exorbitant sums necessary to regain the use of said vehicle! Schweet! Just be sure that you don’t get caught hauling the car to the illegal spot in the first place, and you should be all set.

by QuacksO September 9, 2018

tow shit

a shit of the necessary weight and/or volume to require towing the plumbing out of a structure because its exceeds effective weight flushing capacity.

Damn, that is a huge tow shit, lets call the tow truck.

by racsat April 11, 2010