Girl: "Oh Sh*t... Oh Sh*t...Oh Sh*t... D@mn... Fuc% Me!"
Boyfriend next day to friend: "Man I hit it hard last night, she had Sex Tourette's."
Boyfriend next day to friend: "Man I hit it hard last night, she had Sex Tourette's."
by Hazel Baby January 21, 2009
A terrible afflication that causes the sufferer to yell out obscene language uncontrollably during sex. It is most prominent at the point of orgasm.
Him: You love that don't you baby.
Her: I'm gonna cum, oh fuck, fuck, shit, fuck, fuck me, fuck me, fuck, fuck, shit, fuck
Him: Girl you got serious Sex Tourettes!
Her: I'm gonna cum, oh fuck, fuck, shit, fuck, fuck me, fuck me, fuck, fuck, shit, fuck
Him: Girl you got serious Sex Tourettes!
by TrickyDicky1980 December 14, 2012
1. Similar to the nuerological condition but occuring while texting, consisting of curse words or cursing more than usual while texting.
1a. Text Tourettes can also be proven when your predictive text will recognize more curse words than ordinary words due to your overuse of curse words.
1a. Text Tourettes can also be proven when your predictive text will recognize more curse words than ordinary words due to your overuse of curse words.
Vivi: Hey how was your day?
Jessica: Dude this was the sh*ttiest day in F*#cking history. It started with this F*#cking As*hole cutting me off on the F*#cking freeway and almost F*#cking pushing my as* off the freeway.
Vivi: I think you should get your text tourettes checked.
Jessica: I know.
Jessica: Dude this was the sh*ttiest day in F*#cking history. It started with this F*#cking As*hole cutting me off on the F*#cking freeway and almost F*#cking pushing my as* off the freeway.
Vivi: I think you should get your text tourettes checked.
Jessica: I know.
by Betty BloodGin April 18, 2009
noun...The inability to control ones self from randomly bursting show tunes and musical numbers out loud.
I was running around the apppartment spouting off random musical numbers....I appologized to my roomate and staid excuse me I have gay tourettes
by service tech June 01, 2009
Glenn Beck has nazi tourettes. He tries to tie in everything he talkes about to nazi Germany. From global warming to the Peace Corps.
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glenn beck
by The Alien God May 13, 2010
A severe neurological disorder characterized by multiple facial and other body tics, usually beginning in childhood or adolescence and often accompanied by grunts and compulsive utterances, as of interjections and obscenities.
"So Gary, I was thinking later we could go out for- FUCK, GODDAMN, COCKSUCKER! ...We could go out for some burgers."
"He is finally at rest, and we know without a doubt that he is in a better place and that he will soon- FUCK YOUR MOTHER, WHORE, SHIT! ...Rest in peace."
"He is finally at rest, and we know without a doubt that he is in a better place and that he will soon- FUCK YOUR MOTHER, WHORE, SHIT! ...Rest in peace."
by Ryusake June 24, 2005
Nick: Dustin, you've farted like 1,000 times today!
Dustin: I can't help it I suffer from ass tourette's!
Dude, Jeremy has been farting all day. I think he may suffer from ass tourette's.
Did you hear that Nick went to the doctor today and was diagnosed with ass tourette's!
Dustin: I can't help it I suffer from ass tourette's!
Dude, Jeremy has been farting all day. I think he may suffer from ass tourette's.
Did you hear that Nick went to the doctor today and was diagnosed with ass tourette's!
by Poopy stink butt January 27, 2010