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salad tosser

SALAD TOSSER ( P ) Pronunciation Key (saled tôser)
v. salad tossed, salad toss·ing, salad toss·es
v. tr.
1.The art of eating ass.
2.To agitate ones rectal with tongue
3.Anal fellatio
4.Tongue lashing someones poophole
"He bends over as he/she tosses his salad"

"OMG! That chick ate my ass for hours, she's an awesome salad tosser"
by Lan B. September 28, 2005
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toasterphobia

Toasterphobia is the dreaded fear of sticking a fork into a toaster even after it's been unplugged....because sometimes the toaster remembers!
Mike: "Because of my severe toasterphobia, I have continuous nightmares about being chased by a giant toaster and a giant fork wearing running shoes!"

Art: "Dude, you're f**king wacked!!"
by Carl J. Maltese April 21, 2007
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attack toaster

Attack toaster is a sexual identity where you are hot like a toaster and feisty and ready to attack. Also, your body is covered in metal and plugs into a wall. If you don't agree with me then you have big gay and deserve to die in a hole because you are a toasterphobic gaywad.
Person 1: I sexually identify as an attack toaster
Person 2: Thats okay, im not a toasterphobic gaywad!
by finchyyy June 6, 2018
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Filmed with a toaster

When a video stream is so bad the screen is all fuzzy.
Wow, is that being filmed with a toaster?!
by Hhgoal November 18, 2015
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Fuck a toaster On April 24th

Stick your dick in a toaster for national “fuck a toaster day”
Wow I can’t wait to fuck a toaster on National fuck a toaster day April 24
by KnifePanther April 15, 2021
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Plate tosser

A plate tosser is a rarely used "derogatory" term towards Asians. It refers to the idea that Asians name their kids by throwing plates down the stairs and seeing what sound they make.
Example of a plate tosser name: Ching Chong Ding
by WTF;POPTART?* January 5, 2009
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toaster

Noun-
A low quality electronic church organ. (organist slang)
Stephen had to play a toaster at St. Joseph's this morning. It was nasty 1980's Allen.
by church_organist August 30, 2009
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