tofu

one level above styrafoam, one level below cardboard

you want me to eat tofu?!?

by Mutley the dog December 19, 1999

TOFL

"TOFL"-??????? On Floor Laughing, invented by thedailypos. Not much more is known about it.

"oh god that's hilarious, TOFL"

by TOFLMAN August 13, 2004

tofu ass

the state of having really bad gas from a vegetarian or vegan diet.

Damn, man! You don't want to carpool with me this week- my girlfriend made me go veggie and I've got tofu ass.

by Hugh Jass February 7, 2003

Tollund Girl

An unhygienic, extremely ugly, emaciated-looking female; any fugly female, such as a swamp donkey, that resembles a swamp-like creature. The origins of this word are traced back to Tollund Man, a man who was hanged in the 4th Century BCE and whose corpse was removed from a peat bog in Denmark in 1950.

Sarah wouldn't look like such a Tollund Girl if she took a shower and were some makeup.

by sir timothy December 29, 2007

Eat tofu

To perform oral sex on a girl.

When I first met Ling, she was very reserved. But after a few drinks she starting asking me if I liked to eat tofu.

by agentchuck October 7, 2007

tofurkey

1. Tofu molded into the shape of a turkey.

2. Anything that is cool, hip, funky, or has a resemblence to tofu.

1. We ain't be having no real turkey fo thanksgiving. Only tofurkey.

2. Gotta get my girl something tofurkey.

by Jamal in d House May 13, 2005

Tofu

A slang word for sex, popular in the Northwestern US and the California coast. Mostly in Asian communities.

Derived from the expression "Selling Tofu", a Chinese euphemism for prostitution

Leah and Benjamin are in the bedroom having tofu.

by Sean-E August 25, 2008