odd toddlers

To celebrate individuality and being true to oneself, even if it means being outside of societal norms.

You can tell the people that wrote this are odd toddlers.

by wesomesaucer July 5, 2024

Toddler

All the iPad babies who think they’re sigma males

Person 1: I’m such a sigma male
Person 2: bro is def a toddler watching to much YouTube shorts

by Pretty_bored July 13, 2024

tonsil toddler

A blowjob induced orgasm

Dude Jane gave me the meanest tonsil toddler last night when we were home alone

by ladyfishy July 18, 2011

Toddler face

The act of someone getting food on their face ( commonly around the mouth area), much like a toddler.

My dad got major toddler face after eating saucy ribs.

by snoutwash69 December 21, 2014

Toddler slap

A male on male sex act. Most often preformed in the doggey position. The person at the back grabs the person's at the fronts child, still an infant by the legs and proceeds to donkey punch the person at the fronts head with the infant.

Hey did you hear Mike's not a did any more?
What?
Yeah Gaza was pumping him up the ass and toddler slapped him so hard he broke little John's skull.

by Toddler slap June 30, 2023