Shit Attack Awareness Level

This scale of measuring ones need for a number. 2 (i.e. dropping the kids off at the pool) is defined from a number between 1 - 10, with 10 being a level so strong you actually crap your pants with the occasional loose bowels (diarrhea).
We could tell by the way Fredrik was running past us towards the toilet that he at least had a shit attack awareness level 7 bordering on 8. The brown stain on his pants definately helped justify this..
by svenski1 October 20, 2009
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mazda 3 awareness day

october 28th is mazda 3 awareness day, on this day you’re required by law to yell at every mazda 3 you see on the road.
“hey man, it’s mazda 3 awareness day tomorrow. Make sure to send Alex all the clips of you yelling at mazda 3’s”
by CatStevenses October 14, 2021
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Trying to fix a generational problem of human sexuality that is still a current problem in the hopes it will work itself out in the future.
I am an advocate for childhood sexual abuse awareness, despite the problem causing is actually a Govt System that fails to adequately address pedophilia and sex offending.
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Dumb Broad Awareness Day

December 22nd- On this day dumb broads pick up a book and learn something so they can stop being so fucking dumb.
Hey Luke did you know its Dumb Broad Awareness Day?
by smart broad December 22, 2020
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falls on February 14th. its what single people celebrate while there couple friends go on dates
Joe: hey how is your valentines day going?
Zach: oh i celebrate National singles awareness day. i hate the presents and stuff
by Zach Bess February 15, 2008
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single awareness day

A made up holiday that overlaps valentine's day for people too ugly or crazy to get some.
by Sierrapants February 15, 2008
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Dumb Broad Awareness Day

December 22nd- A day where dumb broad pick up a book and learn something for once. So they can stop being so fuckin dumb.
Hey Luke did you know it’s Dumb Broad Awareness Day?

Oh no! We better go give Emily a book so she can fucking learn!
by smart broad December 22, 2020
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