Tumpkin

Some one that gets red so there a tomato, and so cute there a pumpkin

She was my tumpkin :)

by StealthyAsSmoke November 8, 2009

Thumping

To be high on herion. People usually thump the needle before they poke themselves.

At the party she was high on weed but I was thumping the whole time

by AverageboyGabe December 17, 2015

trumpkins

People who follow Donald Trump and believe what he says

The trumpkins are at it again;They believe three million illegal aliens voted in California.

by ertzbag December 27, 2016

Trumpkin

Getting head while taking a shit with a huge traffic cone gaping your ass, instead of into a toilet.

Last night, I let a bunch of republicans give me a trumpkin at the gay bar. Or, was it a church?

by Rfid January 10, 2017

trumpkin

An act wherein one tweets lies, bullshit, or statements that incite violence whilst on the toilet (preferably a golden one).

Also known as "shit spewing out both ends"

The president-elect had a trumpkin earlier when he made fun of SNL--yet again--from his golden throne at 3:30am.

by shmek December 8, 2016

Thumbkin

When someone sticks their toe in your anus while going down on you at the same time.

Kimberly was mortified to hear that Christy let that carnie give her a thumbkin. What a ho!

by GTizzle1386 May 19, 2015

Trumpkin

The blumpkin but with the unfortunate addition of a wad full of Halloween hair.

My girl was giving me the best trumpkin... That all ended when she coughed up a fur ball of my mane.

by Saucyclam November 17, 2016