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Thumper

Thumper is a drinking game. How to play - everyone playing the game must drum their hands on the table/thighs/whatever you got and the first person to start yells out the phrase, "What's the name of the game?" and then everyone else yells back, "Thumper!" then the first person yells out, "And why do we play?" which is returned with, "To get fucked up!" then when all the drumming has commenced the first player does two dance moves then looks to a random player and then they copy the first players second move and then add a move of their own and then look to a different player and they copy the second players move and so on and so forth. If a person messes up a move then, that's when the drinking comes in. He/She has to chug a cup of beer.
"Holy crap, what happened to you last night?"

"Someone suggested Thumper. I was already too fucked up to argue."
by ☼ winnie ☼ November 1, 2013
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thumper

a very religious person. one who always refers to the bible in everyday conversation.
i can't stand those bible thumpers always gettin' in my shit about drinking and sex.
by tony January 28, 2004
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Bible Thumper

Annoying people who attempt to shove their religion down your throat when you're clearly interested in more important matters..
My friend Brad tried to go all Bible Thumper on me to get me to go to a sermon at 4 AM!
by Carl Juniors' son January 23, 2014
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Bible-Thumper

Bible Thumper (noun) (1)used to describe an individual who believes in the absolute word for word truth of the bible to the absolute exclusion of all other philosophical, spiritual, esoteric and religious belief systems. (2)Person who has been irretrievably brainwashed into believing that the bible is true in every word despite considerable evidence that it is based on the Sumerian Tablets and Vedas but altered heavily so it appears 'godly' and 'creationy'. Refuses to acknowledge that the bible was considerably altered by Emperor Constantine and the Council of Niscea around 500AD.
Bible Thumpers (plural) Term laterally applied to all extreme right wing christian groups who use the bible as a basis upon which to justify extreme acts of hate or violence (Westboro Baptist Church comes under this heading)
Fred) the bible is totally true every word!!
Joe) Bible-Thumper.....
by GlycerineOxide May 31, 2014
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bible thumper

Someone of the Christian religion who acts like a wacko and 80% of the time they are hypocrites. They shove their beliefs down your throat and are very judge mental.
Person: Don't go near that her, she's a bible thumper. She attacked me because I watch AHS and listen to Rise Against.

Bible Thumper: WHAT DO YOU THINK GOD THINKS ABOUT THAT HMMMMMM??
by yoyiggity June 21, 2014
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Double Breasted Bed Thumper

A winged angelic female beast, known to cause all sorts of wild and dangerous experiences. Natural habitat is in the kitchen, but when lured onto soft surfaces such as, beds, couches, or even the floor, she'll be ready to pounce on her prey and beat it till it explodes a horribly beautiful death.
Urban Explorer: crikey! We found ourselves a double breasted bed thumper, let's bait her into the bedroom!

DBBT: What the hell are you doing in my kitchen?!

*bags and grabs her*

(3 hours later...)

DBBT: Oh wow that was amazing. c;
by TheSexpertOfEcology October 4, 2011
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fake jesus-thumper

A sinner who lives a less than holy life, but uses bible quotes as if they belonged in a convent.
Why does Sarah post bible quotes by day, then whores around the neighborhood by night? That whore is a fake Jesus-thumper.
by CutThroatBitch35 February 6, 2014
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