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pp touch

pp touch is a form of currency used by men. pp touches can be given or received. If you’re friend, family member, or business partner does something good you can offer them pp touches.
Son-*hits home run
Father- “great job son you’ve earned 4 pp touches”
Son- “thanks dad pp touches are the best”
by pp touch king May 3, 2019
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touch cotton

when a poop crowns out of the anus far enough to touch the underwear, thus soiling it.
"I thought I had my bowels under control, but I touched cotton on the sixth green and had to leave the round to go change."
by colonel Hogan May 13, 2003
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bad touch doll

The anatomically correct male/female puppets often used as props in childhood sexual molestation legal proceedings.
Timmy, I want you to pick up your bad touch doll.

It's ok.

Now, show us where Bishop put his mouth.

Was it here on the Pontiff penis, here on the Cardinal crotch; or was it here on the Reverend rectum?
by YAWA August 18, 2018
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Thoughts and prayers

An expression of indifference to tragedy intended to seem empathetic.

Hollow gestures trivializing loss.
"Yes, I know you want action to keep shooting sprees from happening to someone else. I'll send thoughts and prayers."
by Dex Novice May 5, 2018
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touch me not stud

A lesbian who pleasures her female partner sexually but wont allow sexual touches to her own vagina or breasts. Those areas remind the stud that shes a female. The TMN stud rejects all sexual situations that places her in a feminine position.
Date a touch me not stud so you never have to return head. A pillow princesses dream.
by Nikki King December 14, 2017
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iPod Touch

The newest AND most recently released iPod (As of 09/17/2007). iPod is taken to the next generation... of the current generation. Similar to an Apple iPhone, it has a touchscreen iPod (of its center of attention). Its other features included are maps, Safari (web browser), YouTube, and a few more. It's highly similar to the iPhone, but does not include PHONE-related features.
That iPod Touch is so cool! It's like I have an iPhone, but I can't talk to people with it! Just what I needed!
by DunKSme October 1, 2007
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the yeast of thought and mind

A honorific title for the Globglogabgalab said by him to be his title and or power.
I'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kind
I am the yeast of thought and mind
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