Fuck My Life

Quite possibly the most annoyingly retarded and overused phrase used today. Even more retarded when abbreviated.

"Oh I dropped my slushee... fuck my life..."

"Oh my god I farted fml.."

etc. etc. etc.

by OminousAnonymous March 8, 2009

the love of my life

the best person in the world! the best youve ever met. the one you love the most. the one that you want to spend the rest of your life with.

like jared! of course.

jared youre the love of my life <3

by jared is my baby February 1, 2021

my life in a nutshell

A brief resume of your life.

- I´m so tired of studying...Im gonna sleep!

- Thats my life in a nutshell dude

by David Santos March 18, 2017

did my life

Ruined , broken, not working

Travon did my life 😂

by How you doing May 2, 2015

My life be like

My life be like ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
Ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like

person 1: brandon, please stop saying these dumbass things, you died 7 years ago

brandon: My life be like ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
Ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like

by MY C0X N07 L0N6 July 30, 2022

end my life

You are unhappy with your current set of circumstances. You want to escape your life and perhaps even start over.

She left me on read, end my life.

by Sojourner--- October 10, 2019

The Love of My Life

A person that you will always care for and adore. The type of person you call darling, you hug and kiss. The person you love dearly. ilysm Dylan

“Dylan is the love of my life” 💗😣

by Cats are great and so is Dylan May 24, 2022