taint bomb

When you try to hold in a fart, but it slips and rolls into your taint before exploding.

I tried to hold in that fart, but it ended up as a taint bomb.

by TaintMan2131 August 1, 2009

Taint Candy

When you perform anal sex on a woman while she has diarrhea, proceed to pull out and shoot your load in her crack as the semen slowly slides to the taint along with the feces, and you eat the drop of feces/semen that forms upon the taint.

Damn, that girl Jamie is all about eatin' some taint candy.

by derikjakob January 26, 2011

tainty

The musky smell of crotch sweat and ass.

I was like, down on her for so long last night. My upper lip still smells a little tainty.

by Johnny Yardrocks March 23, 2005

taint

It's Your Fleshy Fun-Bridge

Come take a ride on my taint!

by Tom Busch May 13, 2005

Taint

The small area in between the buttocks and the balls or vagina.

"Dude... be careful of the taint when you get her alone tonight"

"The taint?"

"You know... the spot between her pussy and the asshole..."

"Why's it called that?"

"Cause... you taint fuck it... and you taint eat it..."

by Sabi a.k.a Dark Angel April 6, 2008

taint ripper

1).one who is expelled from the womb so ferociously that their giant ass head rips the taint of their mother in half

-Ring ring..Hey mom. Did i rip your taint when you gave birth to me?

-You most certainly did, but not as badly as your brother and sister. they were real taint rippers.

by Taintrippperrr March 30, 2009

taint cramp

A searing pain in a man's chode that happens after sneezing hard.

Dude, my allergies made me sneeze so hard I got a level 15 taint cramp!

by Atomic Smartass September 8, 2017