Witchy Wool

Nasty frizzy hair, frequently filled with debris. Can be used to describe hair in various parts of the body. Also used to described a persons lack of hearing.
That chick 's witchy wool got all in my face, I think I caught bugs.

Or

Get the witchy wool out of your ears so you can hear me!
by Redtailcow November 26, 2016
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Wool wars

A game made by Badboyhalo. A variant of skywars but you go build up because the floor is rising.
by guccidogbeds April 02, 2021
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tory wool

I called him “ a big fat unlovable Tory wool
by Doobeedoodaa April 18, 2023
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Old wool

That chick is cute, but she's a little older. That's some old wool!
by Crazy hound March 20, 2016
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Wool-dog

A 'wool-dog' is a girl or guy who possess many negative character traits inherent in toxic people, but superficially seems to be nice.

The term mostly concerns appearance, as visually a wool-dog will look deceptively benign and disarming, but in fact has the personality of a viper.

This contrasts with toxic personalities that visually and behaviorally signal themselves from a distance, or genuinely nice and benign people who look dangerous and/or trouble.

Related to the term "a wolf in sheep's clothing".
Guy 1: "I'm kinda into Cindy, she looks so nice and sweet!"

Guy2: "Nah bro, she's a wool-dog."
by Just-A-Little-Emotional June 04, 2021
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Wool headed stink monkey

“Get this wool headed stink monkey out of my store before it steals any more of my watermelon seeds.”
by CoonCob May 30, 2023
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Himalayan Wool Sock

A soft condom like tube knitted from the pubic hair of the women of the Kumaon tribe. Known for its insulating qualities. Its generally used by someone to transport a Himalayan Handbag to their willing recipient.
I made Jim a special Himalayan Handbag, but since he lives so far away I carried it to him in a Himalayan Wool Sock so it would stay frozen.
by Nightprowler69 April 07, 2021
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