A word for describing when a woman's pants are pulled up so tight you can see her beef curtains. This has the resemblance of tracks left by a wagon wheel. Observing said event can be enjoyable yet leads to penis frustration since it makes you want to have sex with her. The term is synonymous with camel toe.
1. "Her wagon ruts made my dick want to travel the oregon trail."
2. "I'm no Stephen Hawking but her wagon ruts are sooo deep her vagina might be a black hole."
3. "The fabric of her pants created wagon ruts as it tried to traverse her cavernous poon."
2. "I'm no Stephen Hawking but her wagon ruts are sooo deep her vagina might be a black hole."
3. "The fabric of her pants created wagon ruts as it tried to traverse her cavernous poon."
by cmoney55 September 19, 2011
Get the Wagon rutsmug. by Kasie H December 27, 2007
Get the douche wagonmug. "Look at that big, ugly Onceler Wagon! Let's egg it!"
e.g. a Hummer . . . or anything that gets under 15 mpg
e.g. a Hummer . . . or anything that gets under 15 mpg
by wonanee July 3, 2008
Get the Onceler Wagonmug. by Ivan da' Bear April 16, 2003
Get the cheese wagonmug. A car that sparkles, brimming with homosexuality.
A car driven by a poof
A car that is not driven by a straight man
A car you would not drive to church
A car you wouldn't drive to your parents house in the deep south
A car you drive in San Francisco
A car you let your gay friend design, and therefore, making you gay, or at least making you look really gay
A car driven by a poof
A car that is not driven by a straight man
A car you would not drive to church
A car you wouldn't drive to your parents house in the deep south
A car you drive in San Francisco
A car you let your gay friend design, and therefore, making you gay, or at least making you look really gay
by Del Mysterio en lago January 21, 2012
Get the Fagen Wagonmug. A period of deliberate abstinence from alcohol to assuage concerns that the subject is an alcoholic, only to resume drinking the moment no one is looking. The act of faking sobriety.
Derived from 'skitching' (skate hitching, i.e. grabbing onto a car for momentum while skateboarding or rollerblading) and the 'wagon' metaphor for sobriety (on the wagon, fall off the wagon, etc).
Derived from 'skitching' (skate hitching, i.e. grabbing onto a car for momentum while skateboarding or rollerblading) and the 'wagon' metaphor for sobriety (on the wagon, fall off the wagon, etc).
"Happy Humpday, Bill. Skitching the wagon again, I see."
"I haven't had so much as an O'Doul's in days. If these goddamn inspectors aren't out of here by Monday, I'm gonna lose my fuckin' mind."
"Wanna smell my flask? There's nothing in it, but-"
*grab* *SSSSSNNNNNNIF* "Oooohhh..."
"I haven't had so much as an O'Doul's in days. If these goddamn inspectors aren't out of here by Monday, I'm gonna lose my fuckin' mind."
"Wanna smell my flask? There's nothing in it, but-"
*grab* *SSSSSNNNNNNIF* "Oooohhh..."
by David Davids0n March 3, 2010
Get the skitching the wagonmug.