by Your girlfriend’s husband January 13, 2022

“Hey Mike, did you see Spider-Man walking around at lunch?”
“Oh you mean Jack, the kid with the Spider-Man mask?”
“Oh you mean Jack, the kid with the Spider-Man mask?”
by Tartarus7091 October 13, 2022

An masked African-American rapper that always wears a Spider-Man mask to hide is face from the world and people he does not trust.
He is best known from rapper AK Slaughta and others.
Sometimes wear the mask to hold all his so called souls named Leo, Marten, Amar, Clyde, Ala and Phantom. Has 7 shadows named Holy, Lefty,Righty,Fear,Soul,X and Creep.
He is best known from rapper AK Slaughta and others.
Sometimes wear the mask to hold all his so called souls named Leo, Marten, Amar, Clyde, Ala and Phantom. Has 7 shadows named Holy, Lefty,Righty,Fear,Soul,X and Creep.
It’s WeLit Spider-Man, not WellLit..?
These nicca’s be stop wait what the fucc is you doing into the south I guess I got to bring my motherfuccing chopper and shoot you in your motherfuccing mouth.
These nicca’s be stop wait what the fucc is you doing into the south I guess I got to bring my motherfuccing chopper and shoot you in your motherfuccing mouth.
by ChynaDark120 February 28, 2022

Spider-Man is a fictional Marvel superhero created by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko.
His powers include spider-strength, spider-agility, spider-sense that only works half the time, and the ability to use his super-sticky fingers through his suit.
His villains include a green nutjob on drugs, a mad scientist with prosthetic arms calling himself an "octopus", a black, sticky goo, a revenge-seeking Hollywood stuntman, a sandcastle, a bird, a sexualized cat, a hunter, another nutjob on drugs (except he's gray this time), water, a rabbit, electricity, a lizard, along with other guys.
His powers include spider-strength, spider-agility, spider-sense that only works half the time, and the ability to use his super-sticky fingers through his suit.
His villains include a green nutjob on drugs, a mad scientist with prosthetic arms calling himself an "octopus", a black, sticky goo, a revenge-seeking Hollywood stuntman, a sandcastle, a bird, a sexualized cat, a hunter, another nutjob on drugs (except he's gray this time), water, a rabbit, electricity, a lizard, along with other guys.
by Geek64 February 4, 2021

The act of turning over on your back during the process of hardcore intercourse just as your about to cum inside of your partner so that you shoot cum strait up into the air so that it hits the ceiling and appears to be a spider web.
Guy 1: I Spider-Manned all over Olivia’s ceiling last night.
Guy 2: damn I wish I had big enough balls to do that
Guy 2: damn I wish I had big enough balls to do that
by Blastmaster of disaster July 13, 2019

You pull your erect penis out of her vagina and place it on your forearm extending past your wrist, flick your wrist down while you ejaculate on her face
“Man last night me and my girlfriend were role playing and it was super hero night so I did the SPIDER MAN all over her face”
by Pyiter pocker January 22, 2021

While occupying a bathroom stall, the act of urination and/or defication from an elevated horizontal body position, achieved by propping oneself in the air with arms and feet pressed against the walls.
To Spider-Man a Bathroom.
Example (past tense): I spider-manned that truck stop bathroom so my pants didn’t have to touch the nasty floor…which is now even nastier, because I couldn’t aim for shit.
Example (past tense): I spider-manned that truck stop bathroom so my pants didn’t have to touch the nasty floor…which is now even nastier, because I couldn’t aim for shit.
by Pteropus December 14, 2023
