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European Slinky

A widely criminalized sex-act, involving 3 people, an intercom system, and a television switcher. The act is most common among workers in the Television industry, which has given them their godless, hedonistic reputation.
John, Jo and Jane sustained horrible injuries, because they participated in a European Slinky.
by Lev Sportsinterviews February 16, 2012
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slinky doodle

A slinky doodle is a man's penis that looks like a drawn pencil penis; small and unpleasureable.
That guy seriously has a slinky doodle.
by realistically_honest August 24, 2017
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slinky

a long spring often made for entertainment
there will be a slinky in the gift bag
by 20AItani April 15, 2023
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Greasy Slinky

After you, and your buddy are finished double teaming a female from both ends (and thus have "greased her up" from both said ends), you throw her down the stairs. If done right she will look like a slinky going down the stairs.
Dude, that chic from last night really wanted to have breakfast together. I told her I got a better idea: I called Aaron over and we did a greasy slinky on her, then closed the door behind us big bro high five.
by Al Texass April 25, 2023
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Stinky Slinky

When you put it where it stinks, pull it out and slap your old lady in the face with it
by Mak19993 January 15, 2023
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Slinky

Short for the term sneaky link. A sneaky link/slinky is someone you hook up with in secret for sex or something if the sort.
I called my slinky the other day and we goofed around behind the school
by Outlawzen December 30, 2022
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Slinky gram

A Slinky Gram Is A Soft Long Dick Pause
Hey Daddy Can I Touch Your Slinky Gram
by Jojomojo December 7, 2023
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